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Sausages, Snowboarding and trying to convince taxi drivers to go automatic since Aug 2015

The South
Joined January 2009
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Replying to @willow_catelyn
Just never gets old
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ANOTHER DEFECTION
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watching stuff like this on a loop
what are we doing these days to make life feel worth living?
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demolishing the Captain Tom spa pool complex, in Duke Nukem 3D
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Harry Kane.... 32 of his 54 goals were scored against... San Marino Albania Bulgaria Montenegro Panama Kosovo Lithuania Malta Andorra Nigeria Scotland Senegal Slovenia Add the 18 penalties... Means he's scord 4 goals in decent games....... 😳
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The glory days Proper Sportsmanship Proper Athletes
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#Heardle #23 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app
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My mate’s cousin, Matt, is quite laterally a genius. Praise be to his lateral flow church…
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Just seen a group of our under 11s in town trying to Rabona a pigeon. Obviously against animal cruelty but have to admire their flare and willingness to try things. #creativity
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Breakfast - same every day Lunch - same every day Dinner - MUST BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING EATEN IN THE LAST 7 DAYS
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Flooding or a gravy leak?
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Callers to music request shows on the radio, buy a fucking iPod. @TwopTwips
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Replying to @doggaway
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I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
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