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>be senior devops engineer in Germany
>master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds
>72,000€ before tax
>C2 German required
>All team members based in Asia speaking English
>mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office
>"we have a startup mindset"
>company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson
>"we have flat hierarchies"
>eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it
>hired to "drive digital transformation"
>need department head's signature to install Docker
>service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person"
>CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen
>Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd
>AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz
>database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx
>root password in Confluence
>on-call every weekend
>company phone listed under benefits
>ask for a raise
>unfortunately the salary band is exhausted
>no budget for a second monitor
>external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works
>take banana from company fruit basket
>office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit
>Fachkräftemangel
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"Russland würde uns nicht angreifen"
"Okay, dann schließen wir paar Immobilien"
"WELTKRIEG"
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Hey @googlemaps. I get why you are showing "Lake America" in the US. But why does every country in the world other than Canada get "Lake Ontario (Lake America)"? It is not Lake America for the rest of the world. It is Lake Ontario. Trump's idiocy has no meaning outside the US.
And just like that, the Cyclonauts #Postgres 17 cluster got upgraded to 18. Was just a 5 minute thing after all that I had been pushing off out of fear for months. cyclonauts.net
Yay, Cyclonauts now has an opengraph image and redesigned landing page 😀 cyclonauts.net
It took me a few clumsy attempts, but I finally added my first cycling tour relation to OSM! openstreetmap.org/relation/2…... Can recommend the Große Bernauer Familientour, cycled it recently with my son.
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Symbolbild einer völlig verfehlten #Klimapolitik in Deutschland.
ALT Das Bild zeigt den Gendarmenmarkt in Berlin.
Anyone on Strava here and interested on more stats? Try out my little side project at cyclonauts.net #strava
🤖 Made with AI
ALT Cyclepath completion for Berlin Mauerweg
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If you have ANY private repos with plain text secrets or sensitive documents/architectures, immediately rotate your secrets
We are investigating unauthorized access to GitHub’s internal repositories. While we currently have no evidence of impact to customer information stored outside of GitHub’s internal repositories (such as our customers’ enterprises, organizations, and repositories), we are closely monitoring our infrastructure for follow-on activity.
Holy cow, turbopack is fast. Finally ugraded cyclonauts.net from webpack based config. Thanks @nextjs @vercel
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„Wehrpflicht schadet nicht, man kann schon mal was für die Allgemeinheit tun“
junge du willst für die Allgemeinheit nicht mal 30 in der Innenstadt fahren, halt die Schnauze
Cyclonauts now allows you to share your map with friends. E.g. here's mine cyclonauts.net/map/106889079
Hello #Strava peeps! I built a little side project that analyzes your bike activities and adds some interesting statistics on top. I'm currently looking for some patient beta testers or curious stat nerds. Happy for any feedback! --> cyclonauts.net
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Deutschland ist, wenn 120 auf der Autobahn eine unzumutbare diktatorische Freiheitsberaubung sind und ein verpflichtendes halbes Jahr bei der Bundeswehr „eine gute Idee zur Förderung des Gemeinwohls🤓☝️“
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deutscher Datenschutz ist streng genug, damit Behördengänge unendlich kompliziert sind und auf gar keinen Fall digitalisiert werden können und gleichzeitig lax genug, damit irgendwelche Peter Thiels mit ihren Palantir-Softwares meine Schuhgröße abspeichern dürfen, mega geil
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Onkologe hier. Glauben Sie mir, Sie möchten mit niemandem tauschen, der mehr zurückbekommt als einzahlt.
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