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CALL FOR HELP: For the sake of an article, what is the difference between a Chanukah mesibah, a Chanukah chagigah, and a Chanukah Party?
Is it just that a mesibah is boys, a chagigah is girls, and a party is both? A mesibah is sitting, a chagigah is standing, and a party is both?
PARENTING HACK: If you put the end piece of the bread on the sandwich backwards, your kids won't realize it's the end piece.
I think the thing you have to scroll to get to your birth year should start from the beginning of time and move forward. Let people feel good about how far they have to scroll for a change.
When a restaurant has something on the menu with “bochur” in the name (bochur sandwich, bochur cholent), what does that mean?
Asking as a man in his 40s.
Joey Newcomb is the Jack Black of the frum world.
In that he never needs context. You can get abducted by aliens and see Joey Newcomb running around on their spaceship with Bissli onion rings on his fingers and you'd say, "That's some classic Joey Newcomb right there."
Things you find during Pesach cleaning that you just put away to find the next year because you can’t throw them out – a thread (Feel free to add your own):
-A really good box
-Empty breathmint tins
-Hard esrogim
-The screw you found on the floor that time
-Cool piece of wood
CALL FOR HELP: For the sake of an article, what do you put behind the doors at the bottom of your seforim shrank? Do you put regular seforim there (protected from the crawling babies), do you use it for your English seforim, Hagaddos, photo albums, or what?
Just realized Purim Katan’s on a Friday this year. I don’t know how I’m going to get everything in that day.
