Humor columnist (10 publications), author (8 books). Oh, do I have more room? I'm not experienced with twitter yet. I was worried that I'd make the bio too lon
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Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
The most important video on the internet!
This is a breathtaking moment that occurred in the UN.
Now more than ever, we need to remember the ethnic cleansing of the historic Jewish communities of the Middle East and North Africa.
Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Lebanon, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen:
Where are your Jews?
There’s a much larger story here… there always has been… and there always will be.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
People often ask me the best way to make a Shlissel Challah.
I tell them the key is in the bread.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
The most unbelievable thing in movies is when someone guesses the password of a computer that’s not theirs. I can’t even figure out my own password. That I changed yesterday.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
Most romantic Midrash is the one in which the Jew and Mitzri drink out of the same cup using straws ❤️
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It's a good thing the Avos were not Sephardic otherwise it would have been Avraham, Yitzchok and Avraham
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
A worldly friend told me that it's important to expose myself to different cultures.
So I went to a Sephardi mikvah.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
Shout out to all the guys at the 7 o’clock minyan bec. their wives told them “they must be out by 8:30 for the trip” ,but are now gonna wait around till 12:30
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
Reporter: What’s the secret to your success?
Warren Buffett: I make sure to say that gray-shaded paragraph of Avinu Malkeinu with the names you’re only supposed to scan with your eyes.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
With the Jewish Year coming to a close, the Vaad HaBadchanim would like to wish you a Happy 5782.
May we all merit to get enough points to be written in the Good Place Book this year.
Mordechai Schmutter retweeted
Shoutout to the chevra that leave shul after mincha so that they can leave the house again for maariv.