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Been in this shit since '92. Socially exhausted from the last 17 years (and counting!) of staring into the Twitter abyss. Mobius17 in the azure firmament.

Waupaca County, WI
Joined May 2009
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*Al Michaels voice* He did WHAT?!?
Perfect place at the perfect time! Devon Key with an improbable INT for the @Broncos! DENvsCAR on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Absolutely missed a DPI, but that's still insane.
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I'm definitely willing to eat my words, too. I do think, in retrospect, a lot of his struggles last year had to do with a bad scheme fit and it being overreliant on him as CB1. Gannon is putting him, as well as many others, in better positions to succeed.
I’ve never done a harder pivot on any player ever, I love this guy
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HOLY SHIT.
BRADEN MANN WHAT A PUNT NYGvsPHI on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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If you ever wonder if you should use an AI video for your company's big announcement read the replies here.
Rooted in our past. Ready for our future.
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Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.” Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”
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Replying to @NBCSportsPR
"Now here's a guy who's not Mike Tirico." - Cris
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Damn, man. Hope all is well with Mike. He's top-notch.
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I think Republican or Democrat we can all agree: that right there is a Mine Inspector
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Worth repeating that the Brewers had some insanely high-quality ABs this postseason.
Can't forget Jackson Chourio's impressive at-bat against Mason Miller in Game 2 of the NLDS 😳 Chourio's walk-off put the @Brewers up 2-0 in the series!
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My last name is a number dumb ass of course I’m weird…
Replying to @ochocinco
You’re a weirdo…
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sharks with laser beams is a whole new level!
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It’s never occurred to me to care.
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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Really cool: Brewers Manager Pat Murphy was honored tonight at the Notre Dame football game.
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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Legitimately impressive on all parts of the ice. It's gonna be a fun year.
I don't remember the last time a regular-season performance by the #Badgers men's hockey team left me grasping for ways to explain how impressive it was. Daniel Hauser authors the first road shutout of the Gophers since November 5, 2010.
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Taping the Gator jaw closed is COLD af
Straight up disrespecting them boys 😂😂😂
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Badger football wins. Badger hockey wins. Habs win. Stars win. #Badgers #GoHabsGo #TexasHockey
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SATURDAY NIGHT STARS WIN!!!
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