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Been in this shit since '92. Socially exhausted from the last 17 years (and counting!) of staring into the Twitter abyss. Mobius17 in the azure firmament.

Waupaca County, WI
Joined May 2009
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TWO All-Pro safeties?!?!
GIVE EVAN WILLIAMS THAT ALL-PRO SELECTION RIGHT FREAKING NOW.
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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If you ever wonder if you should use an AI video for your company's big announcement read the replies here.
Rooted in our past. Ready for our future.
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Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.” Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”
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Replying to @NBCSportsPR
"Now here's a guy who's not Mike Tirico." - Cris
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I think Republican or Democrat we can all agree: that right there is a Mine Inspector
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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My last name is a number dumb ass of course I’m weird…
Replying to @ochocinco
You’re a weirdo…
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It’s never occurred to me to care.
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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Really cool: Brewers Manager Pat Murphy was honored tonight at the Notre Dame football game.
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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Taping the Gator jaw closed is COLD af
Straight up disrespecting them boys 😂😂😂
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SATURDAY NIGHT STARS WIN!!!
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BORDER BATTLE WON
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The wrong Dana White on the anniversary of the wrong Four Seasons?? Total serendipity.
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VICTOIRE DANS LE 6IX W IN TO #GoHabsGo
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Took care of business 🫡
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I’m pissing my pants laughing that Deuce Bigalow thinks he was briefed on a war
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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The scale of James Talarico’s victory is simply astounding. He still wins if you remove Dallas, Travis, and Harris counties.
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