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I know what you did last summer | 26 | please play fort with me

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Joined May 2022
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I’m litteraly, just a girl
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Fb marketplace stresses me out bc whenever I need something everything g is expensive but when I need to sell something im like begging for someone to take it for Pennies.
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My local AYCE sushi place hates to see me coming bc I'll eat their entire salmon supply in the span of an hour
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under woke 3.0 i am banning americans from talking about canada
Have a layover in Canada, I’m losing my mind with how apologetic they are I want you to just ask for the table next to me and use it without having to apologize for taking my time
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Being friends with unemployed people <<<<<<<<<<<
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$22 god bless canada
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Mis nietos se van a tatuar un porro y una hamburguesa
A mi abuela le encantaba ir a desayunar churros con café al bar. Hoy los llevo conmigo. Te quiero, abuela. 🪽❤️‍🩹
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BUT I HAVE STUDENT LOANS?????
In Budget 2026, we’re cutting Canada’s marginal effective tax rate on new business investment from 13% to 6.4% — the lowest of any major economy in the world. That means businesses, large and small, can deduct the full cost of most new investments. Making Canada the best place in the world to build.
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Aye girl fuck u 😭
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And I HATE that he said this
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The @NDP and @NDPOntarioParty have a lot to learn from Abdul El Sayed especially when it comes to messaging, being direct, not succumbing to semantics and strawman arguments. They need have to a cohesive message from federal down to provincial. There needs to be a clear message
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you think with all the hate and drama Ilhan Omar gets she wouldn’t be pulling Saddam Hussein numbers in her district
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar at 98% odds to secure her fifth term in Congress.
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Just dry scooped nyquill fever tea thingy
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active shooter at utm and this is what’s going on in their reddit page 😭
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when your plug is a girl
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I don’t play league but the requirements are killing me 😭😭😭
looking for some (preferably 25+) friends to play ARAM mayhem with! #leaguetwt requirements: > must play for fun > must work a 9-5 job > must have bills to pay > must have lower back pain
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Thank the lord!
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me and bestie on halloween last night :)
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Dad is that you? You finally came back with the Milk🥛🥛
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