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Jesse.

@MadAssassin_

Know your worth, then add tax. Drink your water. 🌊 Focus. Commitment. Sheer Will. | Capricorn | Introvert |

Joined May 2009
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10 years ago I was a 350+ pound graduating high school senior. Today I am about 120 pounds down and still going. A lot can happen in a decade. Let this be a reminder that you are capable and can do anything you set your mind to!✌🏾 #10yearchallenge
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Sami Zayn should walk into WrestleMania 43 as WWE Champion.
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Done did it all… ☝🏽👑 #CrownJewel #AndNew
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@ibeastIess5h
2026 Roman Reigns is one of the best years of a professional wrestler I have ever seen in my life.
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Roman Reigns in 2026 has objectively been great inside the ring. You just cannot argue with that.
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MacReady@Shauner202719h
I’m sorry but…Pattinson walking around like a suave badass, banging hot chicks, beating the piss out of fools, dropping one liners, drinking martini’s, letting his natural British accent fly? With that music behind him? And Villeneuve’s direction?? Who TF doesn’t want this?
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sully ꗞ@dkmsully23h
The Batman, James Bond, Harry Potter, Tenet, Dune, The Odyssey, Good Time, The Drama, Twilight, Primetime, Mickey 17 and The Lighthouse filmography
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‘That was a great audition, Robert Pattinson is up next’
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Je'Von Evans is clearly listening to the right people backstage. He was outstanding in that match. The selling was there. The timing was spot on.
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@_iamhabeeb18h
animals be 15 minutes old and already know what they’re doing.
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Je'Von Evans' consistent ability to change the momentum of a match, and immediately get the crowd going... It's a major major skill. An unreal babyface.
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KO vs CM Punk. No Holds Barred. Smackdown edition. REAL GRAPS #SmackDown
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Three Democrats who are destroying whatever little ‘aura’ Trump has left: 1. Abdul El-Sayed: He’s giving it back to Trump, Vance and cronies in their own language. Bullying back, inventing funny names etc. 2. Zohran Mamdani: He’s giving it back to them in a way they don’t even recognize by being sweet and affable. 3. James Talarico: He’s quoting Christianity to expose so effectively just how un-Christian the Trump rule is.
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_9423h
Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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minquoh@minquohNov 6
They running whoever offense on this nigga
We Good in the North (@WWFerguson2) profile pictureWe Good in the North@WWFerguson2Nov 5
The third time was, in fact, not the charm.
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Man I’m from Michigan and whenever I see this nigga or Mike Rogers on the ballot it’s barbecue chicken
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Triple H when team Mexico is about to win
Wrestle Ops (@WrestleOps) profile pictureWrestle Ops
@WrestleOpsNov 6
🚨 Rey Mysterio announces a Team USA vs. Team Mexico Match for Survivor Series 2026. (What’s Your Story w/Stephanie McMahon)
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I ain't gonna lie, hilarious bit; genius even!! It's cartoonish and over the top, but Okada has no reason being the person DOING this bit. Wasn't Okada considered at one time to be the best pro wrestler in the WORLD? I couldn't tell by watching this clip and that's the issue.
Simon Miller (@SimonMiller316) profile pictureSimon Miller
@SimonMiller316Nov 5
Okada is secretly the best character in all of AEW. Entertainment every time. 😂 Goofy Wrestling 4 Life.
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Corn ✧⍣
@cornskiNov 6
is this nigga fighting another nigga on the legal implications of who gets to be another nigga???
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 5
Fabio Jackson details his beef with MJ impersonator Looze Cannon, claiming he's had to take legal action over it 👀
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This is beautiful!!
Raion (@Raion74_) profile pictureRaion
@Raion74_Nov 5
Jackson Drake with a Lionsault Double Stomp, so sick
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He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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