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nobody

@MadSplitter

Yes, I'm older than most of you. No, I'm not hitting on you. And I most certainly do NOT fit into any of your cliques...high school was long ago!!! Let's smile!

 northern california
Joined December 2012
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Okay I hardly do this but ya boi is close to 7K on here and it would be such a treat to get there. Help a brotha out? 🙏🏾
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That moment when your dad passes away in the hospital when you aren’t there……………
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Let’s go Habs!!!
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For anyone that even remotely listens to me anymore...I have finally crossed the road... I’m a grandpappy!!! My grandson was born healthy and in the wee hours of yesterday!!! I can’t stop crying from happiness for my daughter!!!
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wow-come on now! @marchmadness @NCAA yall trippin trippin.
SEDONA (@sedonaprince_) profile pictureSEDONA@sedonaprince_19 Mar 2021
Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention
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Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention
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My son is nonverbal & autistic, we don't always know exactly what he does & doesn't understand. He was just cuddled up next to me and I told him I loved him. He gave me a kiss in reply. He understands our love for him. That's enough.
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Happy 49th birthday! Vernon is the oldest mammal at the Cincinnati Zoo. He has sired 17 offspring since 1978, including Amali & Bo! Bonobos are endangered due to deforestation & poaching, so each birth is critical to this species survival. Learn more: blog.cincinnatizoo.org/2021/…
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Parkour Markhor 🐐
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Like nothing else is happening in this world. Like no other issues exist. How does a world move on when it’s constantly reminded?
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SEND THIS TO ALL THE HIGHLIGHT PACKAGES EVERYWHERE WOW @Burnzie88 | #SJSharks
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Happy 4th birthday Fiona! She's celebrating with her care team, a frozen fruit cake and her mom Bibi! Help us celebrate our little (1,568 pound) hippo all day! #TeamFiona
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I get asked A LOT “What clicked for you to want to lose weight?” Truth is, I know people are hoping I’ll have the answer for them and...I don’t. I don’t know what will be your tipping point, but I *do* know it’s there. I can’t give you the reason to change, but I can help❤️
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This is Tucker. He’s the world’s leading snow taster. Seen here making sure this snow is pup to par. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good day! 🎄
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Why is it so awkward when you start dating someone and they marry someone else and have a kid right off the bat? Is it just me? I know, I know, I’m “Good Luck Chuck” without the benefits. Hahaha
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Happy Birthday, John.
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@MaximumEffort31 Oct 2020
Go ahead... make his day #JohnCandyDay
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It always sucks when you find out a family member died via Facebook. Couldn’t all y’all actually tell em rather than post it to the world AND me??? ☹️
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To all our brothers and sisters overseas, we salute you! Keep kicking ass and taking names! #nationaldayofthedeployed #gruntstyle #thiswelldefend
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