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Yes, I'm older than most of you. No, I'm not hitting on you. And I most certainly do NOT fit into any of your cliques...high school was long ago!!! Let's smile!

northern california
Joined December 2012
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Okay I hardly do this but ya boi is close to 7K on here and it would be such a treat to get there. Help a brotha out? 🙏🏾
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wow-come on now! @marchmadness @NCAA yall trippin trippin.
Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention
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Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention
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My son is nonverbal & autistic, we don't always know exactly what he does & doesn't understand. He was just cuddled up next to me and I told him I loved him. He gave me a kiss in reply. He understands our love for him. That's enough.
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Happy 49th birthday! Vernon is the oldest mammal at the Cincinnati Zoo. He has sired 17 offspring since 1978, including Amali & Bo! Bonobos are endangered due to deforestation & poaching, so each birth is critical to this species survival. Learn more: blog.cincinnatizoo.org/2021/…
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Parkour Markhor 🐐
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Like nothing else is happening in this world. Like no other issues exist. How does a world move on when it’s constantly reminded?
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SEND THIS TO ALL THE HIGHLIGHT PACKAGES EVERYWHERE WOW @Burnzie88 | #SJSharks
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Happy 4th birthday Fiona! She's celebrating with her care team, a frozen fruit cake and her mom Bibi! Help us celebrate our little (1,568 pound) hippo all day! #TeamFiona
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I get asked A LOT “What clicked for you to want to lose weight?” Truth is, I know people are hoping I’ll have the answer for them and...I don’t. I don’t know what will be your tipping point, but I *do* know it’s there. I can’t give you the reason to change, but I can help❤️
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This is Tucker. He’s the world’s leading snow taster. Seen here making sure this snow is pup to par. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Happy Birthday, John.
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To all our brothers and sisters overseas, we salute you! Keep kicking ass and taking names! #nationaldayofthedeployed #gruntstyle #thiswelldefend
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Woke up to the terrible news of the passing of Chadwick Boseman. I’m stunned. You just never know what people are really going thru. We really should be kinder and more helpful to each other. What a beautiful, talented man. RIP 😢💔
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This guy has every right to be pissed off. I hope the banks are listening and do the right thing. RT I think this will change
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Please stop complaining about being bored. There are people dying from this virus and their families can’t even bury them. Be happy you’re safe and hopefully, you stay healthy.
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A kiss from Kelly for 1,000 games! 🥰 #Vlas1K
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#GuessWhatIsNewThisYear: each time I run the @SanJoseSharks #WinFlag, I will have a handful of this home version to toss into the crowd - or maybe give away on social. #WhoAlwaysTakesCareOfYou?
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In case anyone needs the reminder today ♥️
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**WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE** For anybody who thinks yesterday's videos were isolated incidents: NYC POs are confronting this kind of abuse, or worse, on a daily basis. We're past the point of "disrespect." This behavior is inciting lawlessness, putting cops & NYers in danger.
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