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Tyre replacement dudes said they will be with me in two hours nearly 3 hours ago. I just wanna go home to my bed man.

Swear down we lost yesterday???😅😅 Went to bed early expecting a dub

Yamal looks like he’s about to enter his villain arc

Oh rah

Spurs being above you in the table is shocking shocking behaviour

Instants came and went so quickly. Nobody uses that shit anymore. At least not a soul on my insta

Can’t wait for them man to sack Carrick, then when the new guy goes on a lil run the “YANITED ARE BACK!” Shouts start back, before they inevitably return to being a two pack of ass. I LOVE THIS SONG!

United are proper rubbish init

Feels weird not having my cat wake me up early morning for her breakfast.

Has Gyokeres touched the ball at all this game?

Nah man draw is the wrong result. Should’ve scored both of them with an L because what the heck was that 🤣

Was listening to The Boy Who Played the Harp again today. Wouldn’t be shocked if Dave picks up a Grammy Nomination or two next year. I feel like Raindance is definitely is defo getting nominated for something

It’s that time of the year where every local authority doesn’t wanna lose their budget for the following year so they dig up every possible road to show they’re spending. Temp lights and traffic galore.

I can’t do back and forth arguing with people online you know. London is small, I’ll just remember your face and box you when I see you.

Overheard one ladies convo and she said “OMG when you come down I HAVE to take you to Peckham. It’s like a little Mexico! They have the best Mexican food scene ever. I might sell and buy my next property in Peckham, the food and community is amazing”

Anyone driving through Tottenham Hale there are police with speed guns on Monument Way stationed roughly where I’ve circled in this pic