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Dorvan

@MandoMedic

I’m retired. I was running guns before you were born. Best to let sleeping Mandalorians lie. Stay off my lawn.

Joined November 2010
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@DOOM28 Jan 2016
Another look, another Angle - art by Sidarth Chaturvedi bit.ly/1PBkmpx
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When kickoff is getting closer... teapawt.net/steelers/status/688770…
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#MACHETEINSPACE
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@MandoMedic @SoundwaveMalik "Joey can't help it. He's a blue falcon. CUH-CAW!"
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Bez places his face on the counter so his eyeballs make contact. In a muffled voice, "Look at me. Look at me. I am the bartender now."
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The odds of succesfully navigating a Wookiee is 3,720 to 1
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OLD REPUBLICAN PUNKS SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.
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I want a @TheJohnDiMaggio as Bender GPS voice that begins every trip with LETS GO ALREADYY
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"Are you a man or a woman?" “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
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Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
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#ImOldEnoughToKnow that Han shot first.
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#SignsImStalkingYou HAHAHAHA, like a velociraptor, you won't see me until it's too late!!!
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<Why is there an Unggoy on the landing bay?> "Who the fuck cares, he's at least not going grenade banzai." <Yet.>
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// @_Lightbreaker *slap repeatedly*
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Image from Black Hills NF (@BlackHillsNF)
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Boba is falling behind Jango in the #StarWars #ThisIsMadness Character Tournament! Come on guys, we need to fix this! starwars.com/this-is-madness…
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-cabinets for essentials: Bread, water, fruits, vegetables, Hell, at this point he'd even take nutrient chucks if he could find them.*
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-but food was food, and he wasn't aware of any Empire outposts nearby. Creeping inside he headed for the kitchen, rustling through the--
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-several hours prior and would doubtfully be back. He had qualms about stealing from a Mandalorian, given their proclivities for violence,--
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