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Technology & Science. Developer. Human knowledge belongs to the world.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
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you're going to be dead for a really long time mate take a fuckin risk. move somewhere new. fall in love. start a company. learn to surf.
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Videos that finish my data 😂😂😂
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Texas turning blue is basically the American equivalent of UDA losing Uasin Gishu.
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Tit for tat 🤣🤣
Kuna Uoga flani ya marriage in men that is acquired from fucking people's wives,you cannot convince me with "Just observing" hakuna.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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In a bank, I only need a payslip to get a loan. In a SACCO, if you need 600k loan, you will be required to first give the sacco 200k and thereafter go through out the village collecting signatures like someone who is initiating a referendum. And I have never understood; I am in need of 600k, unaniambia niweke 200k kwako kwanza ili unipatie 600k......si hapo ni kumaanisha umenipatia 400k? but ikifika ni interest, you calculate it based on 600k and not 400k and you want me to say SACCOs are good?
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Kamwana's dad had aura...
Jamhuri Day, December 1973. Who do you recognize here?
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We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪
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Wishing you all the best in your next chapter @YvonneOkwara . I really loved our little talks on the Explainer. You are one of the best to ever do it. I wont forget you gave me my first appearance on TV over 13 years ago. Forever grateful, God bless!
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If you don’t feel like giving up, then you haven’t begun to try. The constant and never-ending whisper to quit is the background noise to any of life’s great successes.
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Some people don't see how much you do for Them, the only notice what you don't do, you will never satisfy an "ungrateful" Person
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Human knowledge belongs to the world
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DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300. Here is how they compare: 1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment. 2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A. 3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League. 4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.
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Replying to @mbiti_mwondi
What's the recourse available to innocent Kenyans when county governments fail to pay for services delivered?
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Best tyre brands
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Boss,This one of yours is a result of ignorance and poor planning. If you want to go into business that requires survellience,get consultation first. Sasa kama hapa,if you had asked me,I would have advised you get commercial survellience cameras,what you are using is for domestic survellience. There are cameras for the specific work you’re complaining about. If you want are keen on counting,there are cameras we call the ANPR’s. The monitors vehicles coming in and going out(thats 2 cameras,entry/exit) . They capture the number plate,a 3D photo, time car came in,colour of car and make, and then uploads all this data in a spreadsheet you can access on your phone,even in real time. If the number of cars dont match with the revenue,then you can know what leaked when, and by how much If theres anyone who has such an problem send them my way,or just check keensight.co.ke and see what we have,we’re happy to offer consultations. At a fee of course
If you run a car wash business, CCTV surveillance system will not save you from those your rogue car wash workers. Take this to the bank. Your effort to count the cars washed, whether inside or outside, underwater, washing, vacuuming, etc will be frustrating and exhausting. Some payments may not reflect the exact service provided. Just sit at your car wash, make it your daily office and receive all payments on the spot. Record all cars that come in and the service requested. Business requires some insane sacrifices to succeed.
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There is no peace for the man who has seen what he could become.
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You may dislike, disapprove of and/or hate the ODM leader, Oburu Oginga, but circulating messages that he is dead and celebrating at your death announcement is primitive, retrogressive and inhuman. Oburu Oginga may be many things to many people, some of which I may not know, however, what I know is that he has not plundered public resources, abused power while serving in public office, abducted, tortured or killed anyone. He is an elder going through health challenges. Attacking an old man going through health challenges and prematurely celebrating his death is not a heroic act. It is cowardly. The whole world knows that I don’t pull punches—and on this serious matter—I have to categorically state that those attacking Oburu and wishing him ill should be ashamed of themselves. Telling the truth is a revolutionary act. #SocialismIsTheSolution #RevolutionNow
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Take a selfie here and we will surrender 😆
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Replying to @bomboluly
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