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Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.

In your girlfriend's house
Joined August 2011
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US DOJ charges five people in a “ghost student” fraud scheme that used stolen American identities to enrol fake students in colleges and steal federal student aid. The money was allegedly sent overseas through Kenyan-linked networks. More than $750,000 (Sh97.5 million) in cryptocurrency has been seized, in what the DOJ calls the first international seizure of its kind in Kenya.
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H.O.P SME retweeted
Unajipatanga umeanza kuinvent new ways za kusurvive.
Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.
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Admin ameni weka kwa 5 star pale Addis Ababa for 2weeks. Resident luhya polygamist i must use that time to find & come back with a habesha queen for good genes😂😂
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Hii swali huuma.
Are you legally authorised to work full-time in the country where this job is based?
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Commodores - Nightshift
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H.O.P SME retweeted
Nimepigia one of my high school old friends I haven't heard from him in like 5 years kumjulia hali akadai "ata ni mungu amekutuma" nikajua hapo nimejipeana.
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Pale Rwanda single motherhood is shunned/shamed. Ukimwaga ndani una mweka kwa boma.
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Mlolongo hukuwa HQ since 2018. Homabay ndogo ile. Na wateja wa arvs hapo huendea meds hosi za mbali wasisomwe radar
Was speaking to a clinician huku Mlolongo juzi, he was telling me most tests he does daily ni za HIV. And that 3/10 women test positive always. In 2026. Yaani zile story tu tulikuwa tunaskia about that town tukiwa watoi na truck drivers na ukimwi!!!!
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Ninekuja kusema Asante Asante Ooh shukrani zangu baba zipokee Nimekuja asante
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And women do the exact opposite 😭
Just in case you forgot men lower their standards for sex and raise their standards for marriage
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But when my cock gets hard while comforting her after losing her dad, i’m the bad person 😔😔
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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Near Talanta Stadium, Kenol Stage this morning — a speeding car flew off the road, over the pavement and into a mound. A lady waiting for a Ngong matatu was hit unaware. Her arm was severed. She died on the spot. The front passenger never even blinked. Gone too. The driver was drunk. He stumbled out of the wreck still holding a bottle. Two more bottles were found. Two other passengers were rushed to hospital injured. How many times will we keep saying “it was just one drink”? How many innocent people waiting by the roadside must pay for someone else’s recklessness? When do we finally stay alert — every single time?
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H.O.P SME retweeted
Careless driving ita wamalisa🫴
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Interesting to learn about the family that owns Sarova chain of hotels. They lost many of their family members in 2 road accidents but the family had already done knowledge transfer and passing down the business
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H.O.P SME retweeted
Recently landed a role I was a little underqualified for juu ya kujaza mauongo kwa resume😂. First few weeks I was so flustered by the job details and one colleague noticed I was green. Amekuwa akinifunza on the job pole pole as time goes by. God bless that man!
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Vijana hoyee, Vijana tibim Vijana riaaaaah
KRA now plans to use M-Pesa Till Numbers and Pochi La Biashara to track businesses that may be underreporting their income. For example, if a business receives Sh1 million through M-Pesa but declares only Sh300,000 in its tax returns, KRA could flag the discrepancy to establish whether some income has gone undeclared.
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H.O.P SME retweeted
KRA now plans to use M-Pesa Till Numbers and Pochi La Biashara to track businesses that may be underreporting their income. For example, if a business receives Sh1 million through M-Pesa but declares only Sh300,000 in its tax returns, KRA could flag the discrepancy to establish whether some income has gone undeclared.
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Saxophone ya beginner ni 35 large crisp kamau thugge signed papers. Piano on the other hand cheapest ni 150 large😂😂😂
Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.
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Meeting from 8am to 12pm. Done with the day’s intellectual contribution to humanity, i can now engage 2 brains and rewatch Narcos in peace.
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Hamtaki tutam tena mamae.🫣🤭 Hii ni maajabu. Wanataka Sifuna😂😂😂😂
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