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Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.

In your girlfriend's house
Joined August 2011
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Rwanda has severed all diplomatic ties with the USA and ordered all American diplomats to leave Kigali within 48 hours.
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My mum’s land in Karen is being grabbed for ‘them’ to put up a stabex under the guard of the Karen police and dci. Nani anaeza tusaidia jameni? @OkiyaOmtatah @dkmaraga @MarthaKarua @edwinsifuna @JamesKWaNjeri @FaithOdhiambo8 @LawSocietyofKe @DefendersKE
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🤣🤣kumbe tuko wengi, I literally wake up to train myself daily for 2hrs before work
Recently landed a role I was a little underqualified for juu ya kujaza mauongo kwa resume😂. First few weeks I was so flustered by the job details and one colleague noticed I was green. Amekuwa akinifunza on the job pole pole as time goes by. God bless that man!
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Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
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nudes in a relationship are important. yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
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Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.
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Also they won’t judge you for sleeping afterwards I hear
single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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Conversely, I’ve yet to meet a woman who doesn’t lose respect for a man who earns less money than her.
I will never understand why men are intimidated by women who earn more than them. There’s nothing I want more than a woman that earns more than me 😂
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Yikes. Unashinda diversity visa lottery, and the best thing you can think of doing is engaging in fraud? Hamsaidiki hata kidogo
Check on your sharp bois who can't explain their source of "wealth"
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US DOJ charges five people in a “ghost student” fraud scheme that used stolen American identities to enrol fake students in colleges and steal federal student aid. The money was allegedly sent overseas through Kenyan-linked networks. More than $750,000 (Sh97.5 million) in cryptocurrency has been seized, in what the DOJ calls the first international seizure of its kind in Kenya.
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Unajipatanga umeanza kuinvent new ways za kusurvive.
Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.
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Nimepigia one of my high school old friends I haven't heard from him in like 5 years kumjulia hali akadai "ata ni mungu amekutuma" nikajua hapo nimejipeana.
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And women do the exact opposite 😭
Just in case you forgot men lower their standards for sex and raise their standards for marriage
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But when my cock gets hard while comforting her after losing her dad, i’m the bad person 😔😔
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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Near Talanta Stadium, Kenol Stage this morning — a speeding car flew off the road, over the pavement and into a mound. A lady waiting for a Ngong matatu was hit unaware. Her arm was severed. She died on the spot. The front passenger never even blinked. Gone too. The driver was drunk. He stumbled out of the wreck still holding a bottle. Two more bottles were found. Two other passengers were rushed to hospital injured. How many times will we keep saying “it was just one drink”? How many innocent people waiting by the roadside must pay for someone else’s recklessness? When do we finally stay alert — every single time?
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Careless driving ita wamalisa🫴
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Interesting to learn about the family that owns Sarova chain of hotels. They lost many of their family members in 2 road accidents but the family had already done knowledge transfer and passing down the business
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Recently landed a role I was a little underqualified for juu ya kujaza mauongo kwa resume😂. First few weeks I was so flustered by the job details and one colleague noticed I was green. Amekuwa akinifunza on the job pole pole as time goes by. God bless that man!
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KRA now plans to use M-Pesa Till Numbers and Pochi La Biashara to track businesses that may be underreporting their income. For example, if a business receives Sh1 million through M-Pesa but declares only Sh300,000 in its tax returns, KRA could flag the discrepancy to establish whether some income has gone undeclared.
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Hamtaki tutam tena mamae.🫣🤭 Hii ni maajabu. Wanataka Sifuna😂😂😂😂
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