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Copywriter. Words that help your business bloom. Pop culture nerd and dog fan. Old soul. 'A one-man pun generator with no discernible off switch.' (He/Him)

N.E. Eng
Joined March 2009
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It breaks my heart but I think I'm done here. I've been here a *long time* and met some amazing people, but I don't see how I can support this platform any longer. Find me on insta - mlgrainger Toy chat and pics - deskbotquickshots And I'm on LinkedIn sometimes too Love x
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I've got a futon if Bruce Springsteen wants to kip here while he gets himself sorted.
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The world is darker today, and it didn't have to be. Hate has won over hope, and noone can say they didn't know what they were choosing.
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Americans don't understand their characters. Frasier is a famous liberal, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are philanthropists, and Walter White would have benefited from universal health care.
Liz Lemon Harris+69 Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1 Apollo Creed Trump+5 Tony Soprano Trump+38 How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election today.yougov.com/entertainme…
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Liz Lemon Harris+69 Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1 Apollo Creed Trump+5 Tony Soprano Trump+38 How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election today.yougov.com/entertainme…
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The weapons-grade knitwear is out.
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If I'd turned in a headline like this, I'd have failed my journalism degree.
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Arrogant, entitled, belligerent and classless, Badenoch is the epitome of the modern Tory Party.
Kemi Badenoch: "I find it astonishing that Rachel Reeves keeps talking about how she's the first female Chancellor, which is a very, very low-glass ceiling... which she may have smashed." #bbclaurak
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I called families to tell them their beloved was dying. I read out messages from absent family members. I saw the British public behave with such *staggering* decency as they obeyed the rules to protect the vulnerable. Is my anger 'overblown'? She has absolutely no idea.
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The Times splashes on the views of James Dyson who thinks the Budget is really unfair to people like him. That’s a billionaire who backed Brexit then moved his firm to Singapore - and owns more than 30k acres of UK farmland. But you wouldn’t know any of that from this article.
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I'm choking what on earth?!?!
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Big up the man in his backyard bellowing 'piss off with your fireworks, you cunts'.
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He needed to spend more.
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What if L was just Mike Angelo's middle initial?
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2001 was a different time and Shallow Hal should be left there.
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Did you hear about the skeleton's onlyfans? All the pictures were X-rayted...
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What're you talking about, this could be my house tonight.
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