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How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election
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teamed up with @YouGovAmerica for a hella fun poll numlock.com/p/numlock-sunday…
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I called families to tell them their beloved was dying. I read out messages from absent family members. I saw the British public behave with such *staggering* decency as they obeyed the rules to protect the vulnerable.
Is my anger 'overblown'?
She has absolutely no idea.
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The Times splashes on the views of James Dyson who thinks the Budget is really unfair to people like him. That’s a billionaire who backed Brexit then moved his firm to Singapore - and owns more than 30k acres of UK farmland. But you wouldn’t know any of that from this article.
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I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.
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This gentleman has one of the most accurate descriptions of Elon Musk I've heard yet. 🎯🎯🎯👇
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about missing his mother after she recently passed away.
“When I miss her I remember it’s because she made me so happy, I can celebrate her & miss her at the same time”
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✨30TH ANNIVERSARY OF PROBOTECTOR✨
This week marks the 30th year since Probotector, the European version of "Contra Hard Corps" was released!
⏬Re-live Probotector on Contra: Anniversary Collection now!
store.steampowered.com/bundl…
#Contra #魂斗羅 #ContraOG #Probotector
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Hi mate sorry to bother you but I noticed the novel you're reading has a photo from the film version on the cover instead of the original cover. So me and everyone else in this Waterstones cafe are going to kick fuck out you
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On my last day at a corporate job I hated I drew a massive cock and balls on MS Paint, copied it into a Word doc, named it "Please Read. doc" and put a copy in over 200 folder locations. This was over seven years ago and apparently they are still finding copies today.
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BECAUSE IT’S GOOD!!!!
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REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🤖
Autobots, roll out! With #TransformersOne rolling out onto the big screen THIS FRIDAY, we're giving away Transformers merch packs to THREE lucky winners 😎 Repost to enter.
T&Cs apply 🔗 bit.ly/3XU8HPm
Enter by 23:59,14/10/24.
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Maggie Smith, Britain's last coal-powered actor
ALT Front cover of The Week magazine. On the left, a cut-out photo of Maggie Smith. Adjacent to it, a subheading reads "The end of the coal-powered era. TALKING POINTS p.21"
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Might get a tattoo of the Olympic rings and bluff it if anyone asks.
'Oh, this? Yeah I got that after winning bronze in the Downhill Dressage at the Toronto winter games. Incredible moment'
