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This well-earned Haley freakout on here is just a preview of what’s going to happen if Democrats end up with 51 Senate seats and Fetterman becomes the most powerful politician in America.
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Was it the gold plated lead bars.
BREAKING: Bolsonaro Accidentally Arrested by ICE Minutes After Arriving from Brazil
MIAMI— In an embarrassing misstep for the Department of Homeland Security, on Wednesday the failed Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro was arrested by ICE agents just moments after he landed in Miami.
borowitzreport.com/p/bolsona…
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Please share this!!!!! @druski
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BREAKING: DOJ's unfounded lawsuit in Alaska DISMISSED. Like in LA, a federal judge has thrown out the garbage.
Kudos to ELG, ACLU, LWV, Common Cause & everybody else who opposed this stupidity. DOJ lacked any standing to file & the court recognized that.
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Donald Trump bragged to Howard Stern, one of the “perks” of owning a pageant is performing “inspections” before a show by going into the dressing room. “They’re teenage girls with no clothes on, I get away with things like that.”
Um…38,000 mentions in the Epstein files…yeah…
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I wrote a clearly exasperated but inoffensive message to an AI chatbot last week and it told me offensive language was not tolerated and their support team wouldn’t help me if I spoke like that, so I asked it what language was offensive and it’s reply was, oh nothing I accidentally decided your frustration was abuse.
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The perennial loser has lost again. A federal judge in Alaska has thrown out Trump’s lawsuit that pre-emptively challenged the results in a Senate race featuring two candidates with the same name.
nytimes.com/2026/11/01/us/al…
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Asked to define socialism, this Trump supporter takes a confused detour through Iran, democracy and dictatorship before admitting he has no definition. He knows it’s the enemy. He just has absolutely no idea what it is.
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We’re less than two months away from MAGA Christian nationalists celebrating the birth of a baby they’d deport.
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I think the President of the United States should be married to an American.
How do we not know that his loyalty lies elsewhere?
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Then why doesn’t she just fucking quit.
Darline Graham admits she doesn’t want to be a US Senator and blames her dead brother for putting her in the position of having to run: “When I get to heaven one day, I am just going to choke Lindsey.” nytimes.com/2026/10/30/us/da…
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NASA insists there's no reason to panic, the opening sentence of every disaster movie.
