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Singer / Bass Player and @Boro fan. Teessider living in Chester. #UTB Also find me at @MartinW@mastodonapp.uk

Chester, UK
Joined July 2007
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Martin White retweeted
The UK isn't a real democracy. What kind of serious democracy has an unelected house of government where bishops and descendants of feudal lords sit by right? That has institutions like Oxbridge fast-tracking the rich into power? If it was somewhere else we'd be mocking it.
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Martin White retweeted
From @robmanuel - as people keep asking - spending today getting @anon_opin working on other social media networks. Fav if you approve. RT if you double approve. Reply if you super-approve.
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For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help. I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).
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A British version of BREAKING BAD would be about a nursery school teacher with long Covid on the run from the taxman after selling half her wardrobe on Vinted
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My wife saw that 'HMRC' was trending and asked what it was.
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Martin White retweeted
I fully expected - & often predicted - the slow restoration of pre-Brexit positions on diminished terms & with reduced clout. But I confess I did not expect them to pretend they represented some sort of victory or achievement. I’ll never learn…
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Martin White retweeted
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He’s knocked him out using the force 🤣
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Martin White retweeted
It’s that time of the year again, the annual Megadeth Christmas carols! 🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘☢️☢️☢️🤘🤘🤘🤘 Have a great Christmas mates!!! #Megadeth #Mustaine
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firstly, i’ve figured out what happened to the blue tinsel. secondly the cat is currently doing the most festive shit i’ve ever seen…
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Happy 7th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".
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Martin White retweeted
Monthly net salary 2005 DR - £2,168 MP - £2,293 2023 DR - £2,108 MP - £4,939 This is why I support the #DoctorsStrike And last year over 7,000 doctors left the UK for better paid jobs overseas. If you want to save the NHS, you too should support the strike.
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I asked my legal team and they said I didn't say what I said when I said it. In fact I didn't know what I'd done until someone found out, and then I couldn't remember what I hadn't said I hadn't done anyway. Committing a crime isn't a crime!
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Martin White retweeted
“I once told an Inquiry under oath that I’d lost all my WhatsApp messages, forgot I’d said this and then posted one of those messages on Twitter”
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Martin White retweeted
Climate deniers be like…
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Newman in today's Times
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Wouldn’t be Christmas if we didn’t repost this.
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It's a good job Michelle Mone isn't a black mother wrongly accused of dodging a £2 bus fare, or she'd certainly have been arrested by now
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