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Get it how you live

Harare,Zimbabwe
Joined April 2012
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Land can look profitable until you need cash. Listen to this guy 💔
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If I see one more tweet about reposting/saving gifs…
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covers coming off
3 words better than I love You
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No economist has ever explained the trap of being poor better than Terry Pratchett's boots theory. A wealthy man buys a $200 pair of boots that lasts ten years. A poor man can only afford $40 boots that leak after six months, so he spends $800 over the same ten years and still has wet feet. Poverty isn't just a lack of money. It's a continuous subscription fee for not having capital up front.
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Wes has to get the monkey off his back and get that first ton, there will be carnage on X!!
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Zim A lost, no outstanding performances from social media heroes so far. Will conclude after the series.
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Chelsea could play up until midnight and still not score
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My Sunday league team could park the bus and get a result vs Chelsea, too slow on the ball.
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White people don't want ALL OF YOU at "their" chill places. Black elites move with security and they chill outside the country. Low budget uptown doesn't want ghetto youths at Highland Park, Jamtree, Laparada etc. "Woke" ghetto youths mock rural folks and think they don't deserve the right to vote. It's a chain of stupid classism in a bid to protect atomised privilege in a generally shitty country for which we must be uniting to free and build. #ZanupfMustGo – at Ås, Norge
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Trending scam. “Mukoma ndidanireiwo InDrive handina data.” DON’T DO IT.
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Democracy rewards politicians who are good at winning elections, not necessarily politicians who are good at governing. The ability to manipulate public emotions can be more politically valuable than the ability to solve national problems.
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Zim A batters not covering themselves in glory
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Why Ronaldo fans will always be loyal to him
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Muscle memory made her reach in for a kiss😭
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Replying to @motionsznn
What is done in the dark, will come out to the light..😭
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el ingles nunca podría darme esta joya
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Isusu vakazvarwa after 1980 vapambi vepfumi chaivo chaivo vatinoziva havasi varungu
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Theres a team missing here.
An intriguing finish brewing in Cricket World Cup League 2 👀 #CWC27 co-hosts Namibia sit in fifth having completed all of their fixtures and are set for the CWC Qualifier playoff, with only the top four going directly to the main Qualifier. To move into the top four, Namibia needed Oman to lose their last seven games, and for Oman’s net run rate to fall below their own. Oman have since lost six in a row and have their last match against the UAE on Wednesday 😯
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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