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Get it how you live

Harare,Zimbabwe
Joined April 2012
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Land can look profitable until you need cash. Listen to this guy 💔
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If I see one more tweet about reposting/saving gifs…
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covers coming off
3 words better than I love You
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No economist has ever explained the trap of being poor better than Terry Pratchett's boots theory. A wealthy man buys a $200 pair of boots that lasts ten years. A poor man can only afford $40 boots that leak after six months, so he spends $800 over the same ten years and still has wet feet. Poverty isn't just a lack of money. It's a continuous subscription fee for not having capital up front.
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White people don't want ALL OF YOU at "their" chill places. Black elites move with security and they chill outside the country. Low budget uptown doesn't want ghetto youths at Highland Park, Jamtree, Laparada etc. "Woke" ghetto youths mock rural folks and think they don't deserve the right to vote. It's a chain of stupid classism in a bid to protect atomised privilege in a generally shitty country for which we must be uniting to free and build. #ZanupfMustGo – at Ås, Norge
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Trending scam. “Mukoma ndidanireiwo InDrive handina data.” DON’T DO IT.
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Democracy rewards politicians who are good at winning elections, not necessarily politicians who are good at governing. The ability to manipulate public emotions can be more politically valuable than the ability to solve national problems.
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Why Ronaldo fans will always be loyal to him
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Muscle memory made her reach in for a kiss😭
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Replying to @motionsznn
What is done in the dark, will come out to the light..😭
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el ingles nunca podría darme esta joya
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Isusu vakazvarwa after 1980 vapambi vepfumi chaivo chaivo vatinoziva havasi varungu
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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No Joao Pedro No Dibu Martinez No Reece James No Maxence Lacroix Against an angry Manchester United side 😭😭
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Kylian Mbappé is right, Mao Zedong was a dictator, and China has been a totalitarian regime for decades. My name is Wesley Fofana, and I play for Chelsea Football Club in England.
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We’re not done by the way, we’re about to give Manchester United their first Premier League win since August this weekend 🤣
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My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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The people who cannot maintain a sewer system or repair Vic falls road want to manage nuclear 🤣🤣🤣
ZIMBABWE CONSIDERS NUCLEAR ENERGY Energy and Power Development Deputy Minister Honourable Yeukai Simbanegavi says Zimbabwe is undertaking preparatory activities to inform a national decision on nuclear energy. She led an inter-agency delegation on a capacity-building visit to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) in Vienna, Austria, followed by a tour of Hungary’s Paks Nuclear Power Plant. #ZBCNews #NuclearEnergy #EnergyDevelopment #Zimbabwe
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Nobody lives longer than terrible African presidents
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