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Stop selling arms to Israel then.
Today @AngelaRayner and I met members of the Palestinian community in the UK who have lost loved ones in Gaza, alongside Dr Husam Zomlot, Head of the Palestinian mission to the UK. I am humbled by their immeasurable grief. This horrific suffering must end, there must be an immediate ceasefire, and Israel must let unrestricted aid into Gaza now.
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Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.
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Hang it in the Louvre
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You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.
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Today I ran into the surreal and mysterious Okazaemon, a mascot for Okazaki city, who has 岡 (Oka) on his face and 崎 (Zaki) on his chest. He likes jazz, contemporary art, and black magic.
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I’m working on my novel Is a much more impressive way of describing sitting at home reading a book
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I got all my dance moves from the absolutely gongeous @RealBobMortimer ❤️ #TOTP
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Cabinet should be held in a different crumbling school every day until it’s sorted out, give our politics a nice, tense Jenga feel
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Just standing there Without a chair in the world
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LMAOOOJFBF
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Morio-kun is a vampire bat who promotes paying taxes by direct debit in Chiba, Japan. (He uses direct debit because he’s nocturnal and can’t get to the bank in the daytime.)
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Kyurinosuke the cucumber cowboy is a Japanese agricultural mascot.
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This account is the main reason I still use twitter
Bakubaku-chan is a supernatural tapir mascot from Miyazaki, Japan, who eats dreams and stands on bridges.
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Can’t believe she’s all grown up and headlining #glastonbury2023 🚀 ❤️
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Congratulations to Michael Fabricant on his knighthood
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SEND THEM BIGGER BOATS
Small boat crossings are down 20%. But we need to go further. Under my leadership, we will stop the boats.
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Neo Butter-kun the sentient butter roll is the mascot of Fuji Pan butter rolls.
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