Saying something is overrated is just dragging other people into your dislike of that thing. Own it! Just say you don’t like it! Leave the rest of us out of it.
Matthew M. Bartlett (Gare Occult) retweeted
The line to piss on his grave will stretch for 1,000 miles
Unoriginal but timely coupon code SPOOKYSEASON gets you 20% off at my Gare Occult site through tomorrow.
Supplies, they dwindle!
A minor family emergency has delayed shipping, but I will be sending out a bunch this week.
Matthew M. Bartlett (Gare Occult) retweeted
One of the most out of pocket, totally unnecessarily scary commercials I’ve ever seen in my life! Genuinely frightened me lol
Sincere thanks to everyone who’s purchased a chapbook so far. I will start shipping next week. Thank you for your patience!










