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Matthew Matysik retweeted
THE CRIME LOVING REPUBLICANS ARE OPENING THE BORDERS TO LET CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS INTO THE COUNTRY
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil for the U.S. two days after losing the presidential election to Lula, according to allies cited by Folha de S.Paulo.
His flight is expected to land within hours, although his whereabouts remain unconfirmed.
The senator allegedly traveled through Argentina after a Supreme Court judge ordered him to surrender his Brazilian and Italian passports.
He faces two criminal investigations and will lose his parliamentary immunity in February.
Source: Folha de S.Paulo
Matthew Matysik retweeted
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
Matthew Matysik retweeted
I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
Matthew Matysik retweeted
i find it hilarious that after decades of squeezing every last drop of blood out of the middle class, now capitalists are complaining that not enough people are eating at restaurants, taking trips, using airlines, or buying crap from box stores.
Matthew Matysik retweeted
I've begged my elderly parents to move in with us. No downsize to a safer house. No. Move closer to us. No.
Now Dad's in the hospital, Mom needs a ride home and someone to stay overnight, and I have to work tomorrow and get my kids ready for school.
This was entirely preventable. I've offered every reasonable solution, and they've refused them all. Older generations, you cannot insist on doing everything your way and then expect your adult children to rearrange their lives to make it work…
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Matthew Matysik retweeted
"mystery actor"
The four finalists for James Bond are:
• Callum Turner
• Josh O’Connor
• Jack Lowden
• Mystery Actor
Final screen tests are set to take place next week.
🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
Matthew Matysik retweeted
god to reprise her role as jesus
Jane Krakowski to Reprise 'Oh, Mary!' Role on London's West End variety.com/2026/theater/glo…
Matthew Matysik retweeted
satan will return as lucifer in dante's inferno
Anticipation? Try disgust….. #DAYS
The anticipation is finally over. After months of teasing and mystery, ‘Days Of Our Lives,’ has revealed that British actor Kyle Pryor has been cast in the highly anticipated role of Dominic Marino deadline.com/2026/10/days-of…
Matthew Matysik retweeted
How about you pull yourself up by the bootstraps and pay market price for a ticket instead of begging for handouts?
When I was a kid, my best friend and I sat through a 12-1 Brewers loss and made a pact: if the Brewers ever made the World Series in our lifetime, we were going. No matter what.
When I was 16, I started dating a Brewers fan every bit as big as I am! This picture is from one of our first dates. Last year, we got married.
I love that I’m living up to a lifelong pact with my best friend, but I want to share this once-in-a-lifetime moment with my wife too.
So I’m looking for one ticket. Just one ticket for Game 1 so she can come with us.
Any good conservative folks on X with a connection who could help at a reasonable price (around $1k)?
At this rate I’d rather not take out a second mortgage to go to a baseball game.
Matthew Matysik retweeted
Just realized the Racing Sausages are going to be making their World Series debut this is huge for the program
