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Joined June 2011
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One of the most rude and unnecessary news stories I’ve ever seen
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Took tomorrow off. It's my Friday.
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Love to wake up and see the republicans ate shit
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All the stars are here tonight haha get it
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Voting shmoting. I've got other stuff to do. Also I already voted.
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Might stay late at work and scoop some cheap tickets to the Caps game tonight...will need to dwell on this a little more.
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Got some nosebleeds. The Stars simply have too many insanely good players that I want to watch live.
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found out from one of my employees that they got a special halloween themed "i voted" sticker for voting early on friday. Damn....I want a halloween sticker. I just got the regular shitty sticker.
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They're turning off all the water in my building overnight so that work on the tubes or whatever can be done. Which is important. But it means my toilet is gonna be full of pee until I can flush in the morning.
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My dad bought me a walking stick "in case I didn't have one" - great thank you.
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The only person I knew enough at this receptipn to talk to for ~10 minutes left and I'm not gonna introduce myself to more strangers. I guess I have no choice but to drink free booze and eat cheese for another hour. This has been forced upon me. I can't go home yet because
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Got to this networking at 330 and they're already serving the booze. That's what's up. I'm gonna wait a minute though.
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Ok I schmoozed enough. Now it's time for BEER
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I got xiao long bao AND wonton soup because I wanted both soup in dumplings and dumplings in soup
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thinking about getting wawa lunch instead of real food
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Nevermind. I decided I want xiao long bao.
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looking at some of the candidates to be my new boss on linked in. I don't like em.
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got real bad sleep paralysis last night. kind of fun in a scary way.
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Going to a birthday party for my niece tomorrow. She's turning 2. Pretty exclusive invite. You know how many people she knows? Basically none. To make the list you gotta be one of the select few.
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thrilling friday night for me. i polished all my leather shoes/boots and now i am watching heat (great movie)
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