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i think we can talk about the benefits of reading forever but i think the most effective way to get adults to read is to call them stupid for not doing it
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Make a 20-track comp of your all-time fav tracks, each artist can only feature once. Not the 'best' songs, the ones that bring instant joy the second you hear the first note, the ones that give other people the best insight into what stirs your soul. Share when ready. #20tracks
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Every woman's dream is for her partner to spend months saying he's making a sculpture of her and then when he finally shows it to her it's just an abstract geometric shape
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if you enjoy a 'sweet' breakfast, you are a bad person and a child. grow up and eat a fried egg. do not talk to me if your breakfast had chocolate in it
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sorry guys!!! looks like hooters is closing. No more jacking off. Tons of memories of going in there and completely jacking off and unspooling some ropes at the table. wrap it up boys. your dick is just for pissing now
