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Slave to capitalism by day, gamer by night.

He/They
Joined May 2011
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Goodbye sweet prince x
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So uh any theories as to why the lamp from Ruby Road is in the first scene of the season
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Has this one been done yet?
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"you gawt tew say pwease n tank u mr zwensky, i read about in my stowies"
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They’re promoting this moment as if it looks good for them. Deranged.
“Have you said thank you once?” –@VP JD Vance
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remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional
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Zelenskyy called JD Vance a "Bitch" in Ukrainian (Cука) (via @Kaizerrev)
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You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky
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I can’t wait to see this storm a stage and do what needs to be done
Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.
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I think biblically horrible things should be done to this man. I want him to suffer in such a way that it gives future generations goosebumps just to think about what happened to him
Musk: I am become meme
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Donald Trump dies aged 78. It is believed the 47th President choked on a shrimp at a post inauguration dinner in what some have described as “the funniest possible outcome.”
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It’s #DoctorWho Christmas giveaway time. To Celebrate Proms day! To Enter make sure you FOLLOW ME both HERE & importantly on INSTA. Then just retweet and like this post and this #DoctorWhoProms programme, signed by me photo bundle and Cyber figure set could all be yours! 🤖🤖🤖 #dwsr #whovians - Good Luck 🌲🎉🤗
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If i keep growing my face pubes for the year then i'll definitely be Delgado for halloween.
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i wish i could grow a moustache this good
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If i had the tardis I would just go back to this day over and over
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I do wonder how $8 billion worth of weapons will help the flood relief efforts 🤠
North Carolina is under water, people are still missing, meanwhile we're sending another $8 billion to Ukraine
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I better go superviral for this...
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