Proud Nevadan, scientist, veteran, hater of the word "foodie”, and not great at Jiu-Jitsu. This is my personal account and all tweets are my own.

Reno, NV, USA
Joined March 2009
My Apple AirPods when I drop the case.
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Me: <likes a nice picture of a space shuttle> X: “HERE’S 300 MORE SPACE SHUTTLES TO LIKE!”
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Matt Bromley retweeted
if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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Visiting Texas and pointing out the 27th roadside Buc-ee’s billboard to my wife.
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It’s painful how much this resonates.
It is wild how, across the board, our overlords are like "what if we made the bread and circuses more expensive"
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The strait of Hormuz: Saturday - closed Sunday - closed Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
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Matt Bromley retweeted
This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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Knicks fans getting ready to destroy NYC because they’re so happy:
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Nurse: Sir you have been in a coma for 24 hours. Me: O boy, I can't wait to get home and use my favorite Anthropic model, Claude Fable 5!
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I’ve had some time to digest this, and you know what really bothers me? There’s no names. We lost less people in GWOT than Vietnam, yet every one of them is listed. They say you die twice: first when you physically die and then again when people stop saying your name.
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today. It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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Today’s Photo Challenge: BIRDS IN FLIGHT 🦅
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I don't know, man. I just want a spot that honors the fallen and mourns the tragedy of the GWOT. I don't know what it looks like, only what it feels like... It feels like misappropriated blood and treasure, a train wreck in slow motion, a long slow repetitive miserable agonizing grind felt in isolation by a fraction of the population. Maybe that's it. The GWOT was America's longest war. It was fought entirely by volunteers. Fathers and sons fought on the same battlefields separated by decades. Guys went back over and over and over again. An entire generation of millennials gave their youth to the effort - not because they were made to - but because Uncle Sam asked them to and they obliged. Whatever. Glad a memorial, however it may ultimately take shape, is making progress.
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today. It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
So am I just gonna have a $1500 emergency every month for the rest of my life
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Your Apache gets blown out from under you and while you’re floating in the Strait of Hormuz, this mofo rolls up.
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I know someone who landed butt-first on a vehicle to win a competition with his team. 20 years later he’s paying the price.
Don’t have this kind of day. But if you do… at least make sure it’s legendary 😂
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The “worst person makes a great point” meme isn’t even strong enough to handle Bryce Mitchell saying smart, coherent things
Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight: Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King
RUBIO SAYS THE IRAN WAR IS OVER
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Core childhood memory.
It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:
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It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:
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Americans realizing they spend $70B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to repair the damage
BREAKING: The proposed US-Iran peace deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT. The program is being called an international "investment fund," which the US would facilitate in the final deal. This comes as Iran demands "reparations" to end the war.
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