Proud Nevadan, scientist, veteran, hater of the word "foodie”, and not great at Jiu-Jitsu. This is my personal account and all tweets are my own.

Reno, NV, USA
Joined March 2009
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if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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The strait of Hormuz: Saturday - closed Sunday - closed Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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Knicks fans getting ready to destroy NYC because they’re so happy:
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Nurse: Sir you have been in a coma for 24 hours. Me: O boy, I can't wait to get home and use my favorite Anthropic model, Claude Fable 5!
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I’ve had some time to digest this, and you know what really bothers me? There’s no names. We lost less people in GWOT than Vietnam, yet every one of them is listed. They say you die twice: first when you physically die and then again when people stop saying your name.
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today. It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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I don't know, man. I just want a spot that honors the fallen and mourns the tragedy of the GWOT. I don't know what it looks like, only what it feels like... It feels like misappropriated blood and treasure, a train wreck in slow motion, a long slow repetitive miserable agonizing grind felt in isolation by a fraction of the population. Maybe that's it. The GWOT was America's longest war. It was fought entirely by volunteers. Fathers and sons fought on the same battlefields separated by decades. Guys went back over and over and over again. An entire generation of millennials gave their youth to the effort - not because they were made to - but because Uncle Sam asked them to and they obliged. Whatever. Glad a memorial, however it may ultimately take shape, is making progress.
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today. It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
So am I just gonna have a $1500 emergency every month for the rest of my life
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The “worst person makes a great point” meme isn’t even strong enough to handle Bryce Mitchell saying smart, coherent things
Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight: Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King
RUBIO SAYS THE IRAN WAR IS OVER
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It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:
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Americans realizing they spend $70B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to repair the damage
BREAKING: The proposed US-Iran peace deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT. The program is being called an international "investment fund," which the US would facilitate in the final deal. This comes as Iran demands "reparations" to end the war.
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Raul Castro's six-fingered, jet-setting grandson emerges from shadows in US-Cuba talks trib.al/FDa9VlX
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Matt Bromley retweeted
40 years of growth in Las Vegas 🏙️ The @nasa @usgs Landsat satellites have been studying our planet for nearly 54 years. With such a long data record, scientists can see long-term changes like how cities expand over time.
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Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that
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at first I thought Jesus was a doctor
First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel. In theaters on May 6, 2027.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
If you took a shit on the floor of the US Capitol on Jan.6, you might be entitled to compensation.
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Matt Bromley retweeted
Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives. Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht. Some look 25. Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware. Nobody got the same assignment.
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You don’t hate politicians enough
House Speaker Mike Johnson defended congressional stock trading by pointing to lawmakers' frozen salaries. "The salary of Congress has been frozen since 2009," he said. "At least let them engage in some stock trading so that they can continue to take care of their family." The median U.S. congressional salary is $174,000. 70% of Americans can't cover a $1,000 emergency.
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I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.
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