THE MAX EXTRACTOR premiering 2026 Creating the Greatest Crypto Comedy on the Planet.
HBO
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Max Extractor - the TV pilot retweeted
My goal with the @MaxExtractorTV is to share the authentic experience of crypto users
NO FAKE BS
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Evan Williams (as Max) did an incredible job improvising dialogue
Great talking to @IOV_OWL about my tv pilot THE MAX EXTRACTOR
0:01 - intro
1:14 - inspired by @TheoVon and @DannyMcBride_
2:20 - taking imperfect action
4:00 - watching the trailer
5:30 - the long process of making the pilot
10:55 - The lead Evan Williams and improv
12:50 - next steps
16:12 - crypto edutainment
20:22 - creating a bts documentary
24:45 - native crypto product placement
25:45 - the producer/actor @GreggMartin
28:11 - closing thoughts
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@MaxExtractorTV will probably be the only proper telling of the true crypto experience.
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Finally, some honest financial advice.
Watch the official trailer for THE MAX EXTRACTOR qt below👇
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very excited to watch @gabrielhaines’ TV show
let’s rally for him
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Recently wrote produced and acted in my tv pilot @MaxExtractorTV! Trailer is coming soon.
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In April 2025, I was terrified.
Crypto was dumping. Opportunities felt scarce. Waiting around wasn't an option.
I started writing.
I wrote about a world we know well, a man who seemingly has everything, but in reality has nothing. A story about greed, addiction, status, money, and the madness of crypto.
By May, I had completed the first draft of a TV pilot called The Max Extractor. @MaxExtractorTV
👇👇👇🧵🧵🧵
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Celebrating $hype ath with @1000xprod
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A washed up crypto king tries to make it back in one trade, only to get extracted
Pilot coming soon @1000xprod
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RANTING WITH GABRIEL
0:20 Baby sister stealing
1:58 @BlackRock buying $uni @Uniswap
2:48 @intern @0x_Abdul leaving @monad
5:49 neighbor tangent
7:04 @keoneHD @_jhunsaker r smart, now is the time to build
10:02 eveyone thinks crypto is a scam
10:29 @coinbase selling an NSX with @carsandbids
12:46 @megaeth with app innovation and the @Euphoria_fi tapathon
15:08 Epstein and Eyes Wide Shut
16:32 social media anxiety
18:08 Elite cult parties
21:18 bohemian grove
23:01 Need a miami realtor? dm me @motherofdegens_
25:22 I am mossad
26:29 @KarateCombat continues to scam
28:32 @1000xprod update
30:54 demons from the Talmud
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.@Polymarket and @KaitoAI are creating markets where users bet on mindshare and sentiment.
We're taking the next step into Attention Markets, built in partnership with @Polymarket - the next stage in predicting internet trends!
Prediction Markets are becoming a core part of not only crypto, but everyday life more widely.
Measurable attention opens up a new way for them to be utilized, letting people predict and capitalize on trends.
Being built directly into our main site, and with a new standalone site coming, we're going to be opening up ways to predict attention throughout various areas - starting with crypto and expanding out into AI, finance, entertainment, sports, geopolitics, and other culturally relevant domains.
We'll be rolling it out in stages, iterating over time to make it a core part of Kaito's and Polymarket's ecosystem.
More details on when we're going live soon!
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My Top 5 Favorite Moments in Crypto:
My first @ethereum wallet, Agent 1:18
The rise of @yearnfi and @AndreCronjeTech 5:01
When @0xMaki @SushiSwap forced @Uniswap to give the magical $uni 9:59
My first @gitcoin grant 14:15
The hunt for @SBF_FTX - trip to the Bahamas 18:30
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Proud #1 community member @1000xprod LFG see you on HBO anon
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Joining us tomorrow on 11AM
@gabrielhaines of @1000xprod
– Pilot Episode WEN??
– $GABRIELHAINES
– Fundraising onchain for 1000x productions
Tune in tomorrow at 11AM ET
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Optimizing for life, the art of choosing rich and the authentic smashing machine
intro 0:05
@cobie thoughts on life and crypto 1:01
how @chooserich broke x 19:01
@pmarca is bullish @1000xprod 23:40
I <3 The Smashing Machine 27:30
@BasRuttenMMA is a legend 28:45
Max Extractor Update, in Pursuit of a Passionate Producer 33:00
hey @benny_safdie can you give me some advice? 35:00
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we need a fuckton more engagement on this non-screaming Gabriel video!
@1000xprod to the moon 🫡
MAX EXTRACTOR - Who, What, Why
Creating the worlds greatest crypto show @1000xprod
Intro 0:05
Inspiration 3:30
Fund Raising Process 25:00
The Value of the Investor 36:23
The sponsor @genzcash 46:05
The Opportunity 47:01
Next Steps 52:00
Follow @1000xprod, contribute on @juiceboxETH, join the tg chat
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Few people are willing to take the plunge and make something happen
MAX EXTRACTOR - Who, What, Why
Creating the worlds greatest crypto show @1000xprod
Intro 0:05
Inspiration 3:30
Fund Raising Process 25:00
The Value of the Investor 36:23
The sponsor @genzcash 46:05
The Opportunity 47:01
Next Steps 52:00
Follow @1000xprod, contribute on @juiceboxETH, join the tg chat