Translating crypto so you can survive the people who won’t stop talking about it. Field guide below.

Joined December 2024
Replying to @JamesWynnReal
Bro why do you sign your tweets we know it’s you
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excuse me what is happening in elwynn forest? this wow forever beta is delivering! Web3 companies take notes.
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We are so back commentary coming in HOT
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gm happy Q4 to those who celebrate
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Your uncle is about to use irresponsible leverage to buy the latest crypto altcoin - run!
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The real question on everyone’s mind is if vitalik buterin will play wow forever
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Coming to a dinner near you, “hope you bought the dip!” from uncle rogers
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for three weeks i've been posting about surviving the uncle, the date, the guy pitching his bag, the coworker who discovered blockchain. turns out i wrote the whole field guide. every ambush, every escape hatch. $8. the survival manual is real. link below.
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a vote to decide whether to have a vote did not fully decide. this is the most clarity act outcome the clarity act could produce
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searched the clarity act and got, in order: "last best and final offer," "rejected," "counterproposal coming," and "IT'S HAPPENING." this is one afternoon. the finale has more plot twists than plot
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It seems it’s everyone bothering everyone!
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Starting with your bitcoin uncle
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Well, well, well, if it isn't that my bags are recovering
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GM Bitcoin to all who celebrate
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the crypto bro does not need to be rage baited. he has been standing by since 2021.
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The uncle who's been "in since 2017" has never once been asked a follow-up question he enjoyed.
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Crypto Twitter is just a family dinner where every uncle has been "in since 2017" and nobody will show you their actual portfolio.
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