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Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. Ex-cop & military. Writing about everyday things.

Joined February 2013
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Most people will rent their whole lives and never own a place. Is that just the new normal, or did something go wrong?
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Where there's good news, there's bad news too. My daughter got sick, 101.3°F. She's lying next to me now, sniffling in her sleep 😴
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Today my boy let go of my hands and just walked. Proud dad moment.
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Friends still hits the same, even after all these years.
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My daughter already chose her new friend. Just have to sneak it home before kindergarten is over.
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Two kids later and she still makes my day just by walking in the room.
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I'll start. Putting my phone away when the kids are around. Hardest easy thing I've done.
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What's a small habit that quietly changed your life?
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My daughter just handed me her toy phone and said "it's for you". Apparently I have a meeting with a teddy bear.
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Two kids, one wife, zero arguments won. Ex-cop and still can't close a case at home.
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Little lady with her own purse and her own plans. I'm just following.
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She walks into every adventure like she owns it.
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This morning started with hot coffee at a cafe. Tiny pumpkins on the lids for the vibe☕️
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it's dark at 5pm now. that's it, that's the post
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First snow this year. Barely enough for a snowman, but we made it work⛄️
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The best parenting advice I got: they copy what you do, not what you say. So now I'm the one eating my vegetables first.
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We went out for a quick walk. 20 minutes later we're still at the same puddle.
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Things my 2yo said today: "no", "'mine', 'again', and "daddy fix it." Honestly that's my whole job description.
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Book club meeting. Members: 2. ages: 2 and almost 1. the older one reads, the younger one tries to eat the page. Gonna pretend this happens every day.
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Ex-cop here. I tried one once. now i own a flannel and opinions about candles.
Me to my husband: “Try this pumpkin spice latte. It’s so good!” My husband: “It’s fine, but should I be worried that my pants are about to turn into leggings and my shoes into UGG boots.” 🤣
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Little getaway. Rain on the glass, fire outside, and one tiny explorer who refused to sleep because "the lights are awake"
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