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Just joshin’

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Can someone PLEASE use this app to tell me how to live my life?
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“I haven’t been out of the house since Kelly H*rt honked my tits”
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“Following your passion is non-negotiable.” RIP Grizz 🕊️ – at Pasadena, CA
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Every man has a deep and rich history with Tony hawk pro skater 2
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If you guys don’t think I’ll start dressing like Ferris Bueller you got another thing comin
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My girlfriend suggested that we should order some salads and get them delivered by Postmates. That don’t make sense to me because I only get delivered what I’m ashamed of ordering in person like a Baconator or 3 BRC burritos with 2 creamy cilantro dressings. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Post Malone is Taylor Swift for guys
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Trying to go out yet also think I should stay in and be wholesome and be desmadroso tomorrow
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I’ve always enjoyed dabbling in outdoor sculpture back in art school. Now I can proudly offer commissions to plan, design, fabricate and install sculptures of your liking (currently specializing in welded metals). Please share with anyone you think would be interested!
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What pizza do I miss from Costco?
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Tyshawn could probably nollie flip Danny Devito standing straight
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do you think Tyshawn ollied the homies altima to warm up
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“If you were a cat you’d have Down syndrome” - Japhy to me
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TMNT logo design by: JJ Villard Now on Sunset Blvd.
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whoever got the higher number on the autism quiz is the top in the relationship
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Bowling dates are not for fun they are to establish dominance
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You’re welcome
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“Would you date a girl with a kid” “I wouldn’t even date a girl with a dog”
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bollywood instrumental just because
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The first thing someone told me at this party was “you can’t bang Janae’s mom”
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