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Cats that fetch are more common than you might think. New study finds 41% of felines retrieve. cbsn.ws/47FKpxa
.@united is the worst airline of all time. I will NEVER fly them again.
Mike Brilliant retweeted
Can someone explain why if I make $100 on a stock the government takes $50 of it in taxes, but when I lose $100 on a stock they don’t reimburse me $50?
.@NYCTSubway you guys are terrible at your jobs. I’ve been stuck on the 7 for 30 minutes.
A robot delivered me breakfast this morning and the Netflix doc I worked on is #1. It’s been one hell of a day.
.@travisbarker @tomdelonge @markhoppus @blink182
I NEED TO HEAR THE BOX CAR RACER VERSION OF TERRIFIED.
Thanks.
Check out the trailer for the new #TwinFlames @netflix documentary that I worked on last year.
youtube.com/watch?v=VePkIq4_…
Mike Brilliant retweeted
Pitching a time travel thriller where scientists attempt to screen 21 JUMP STREET for Hitler in 1933.
Praying to Satan that I can find a ticket to the @JohnMayer show at @TheGarden tonight. 🙏
I don't care what everyone is saying about George Santos. He's at least the second most beautiful drag queen in congress!
I just yelled out “ENJOY YOUR FORGIVENESS” while walking the streets of #nyc and looked up to find Michael Cohen staring at me.
$amc halted up at key level resistance. This could get interesting!
I worked on this show last year and make a few cameos in it. Tune in at 9pm tonight on @BravoTV!







