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okay so huge news I was able to somehow get my old ass account back I'm so happy right now.
oh and if you followed this fucking idiot you might like me I guess
genuinely asking the type of questions that aliens trying to fit into mankind would ask like "are sweatshirts supposed to be worn over regular t-shirts"
is there a mega man ability worse than scorch wheel from mega man 7 because if so I really don't wanna see it
gangstaur mariio (holy crap temmie mario) retweeted
no way they made My Parents narrate a minecraft tutorial
gangstaur mariio (holy crap temmie mario) retweeted
I bet Notch felt like a pedophile naming this achievement
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Lie is a reference to "the cake is a lie" from Portal, a game in which cake is promised as a form of motivation, but often not delivered.
Thanks to hard working scientists and astrologists, it has been determined that this 2007 game does not induce pedophilia, nor cake.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
I'm the master of ordering food and then getting like 3 or 4 bites in and having the realisation that I ordered way too much
we (I) be straight up flipping off the screen and telling the opponent to go fuck themselves when we (I) win a close set on ranked #sportsmanship #kindness
when is he gonna realise that no one cares
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney says Valve "has held gaming back for years."
Sweeney was replying to Kiaran Ritchie, a former principal animation programmer at Epic, who criticized Steam's 30% cut and said "You could vibe code a Steam alternative in a week." Sweeney wrote that Valve locks developers' PC games into "Steamworks' social walled garden where players can't talk to other players on iOS, Android, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, or even other PC stores."
A community note was added saying many games use Steamworks only for authentication to allow crossplay and handle the rest themselves. Sweeney called the note "fake," saying Steam Datagram Relay "isn't related to the things I cited: social, and players talking to each other across platforms."
Source: @pcgamer
I keep thinking about that norm macdonald bit where he's talking about a serial killer and all the horrible things he did and then after like 5 minutes ending it by saying something like "this guy was a real jerk!"
