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Bad Kid ❤️‍🔥 $uwu 🦄 $PHAT Partyhats club, the greatest investment assets on the internet!

Joined March 2021
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If need one playlist in your life, look no further! UwU 💥🦄
🎶🔊Ever wanted to listen to the @unicornandmemes winamp playlist on the go?!?! ✨🦄 🪇🥳WELL NOW YOU CAN! I compiled all the songs I could find into a soundcloud playlist below. (Some are alternative versions but I did my best to find the closest match) soundcloud.com/adami-fam/set…
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The game is rigged Amazon IPO’d in 1997 at a $438M valuation ($1.50/share split-adjusted). If you bought then, you rode a ~4,000x return as it crossed $1.8T+. Google IPO’d in 2004 at a $23B valuation ($2.70/share split-adjusted). A clean ~60x into a $1.5T+ giant. Retail was allowed to ride the curve. Value creation happened in public. Today? Private equity and VCs extract 99% of the alpha behind closed doors. By the time SpaceX, OpenAI, or Anthropic hit public markets at trillion-dollar price tags. For SpaceX at a $2 TRILLION valuation to give you Amazon’s 4,000x return, it would need to reach an $8 QUADRILLION market cap. That is ~75x the entire GDP of planet Earth. The unicorn is dead for retail in TradFi. Crypto is the only open, permissionless market left where you can buy into an asset at a $2M cap before Wall Street builds a toll booth around it. You front-run the institutions, not the other way around. Ride this decade’s unicorns early. UwU
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Akash Network ($AKT) is now accepted on Epic. You can now use your Akash Network ($AKT) to book 2M+ flights and hotels at up to 30% below Booking,com. Epic is crypto's travel layer accepting 200+ cryptocurrencies, including Akash Network (@akashnet).
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if only they knew how deep the rabbit hole goes
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do you have a minute for ų̷̗̺͇̹͔̗͓͚͉̤̮̞̰̍̍̂̈̅ņ̴̭͔̫̿̽͑̀̒͘͝í̵͉̼͓̘̩̠̯͖͕̗̟͎̰̬̏c̴͍̗͇͚̗̤̐͋͑̓͒̔͗̌̈́͊̈̈́̕͝͠ő̴̢̧̪͔͓̬̩̞̞̓̽r̵̡̜̪̞͓̪̤̪͈̜͠n̵̼̲̘̥͛̃̆͜
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DCA culture isn't dead, it just means your community is full of rotators. @unicornandmemes is the @spx6900 of solana. Community built of holders with conviction of over two years. Also very cute. Unicorn - it's in the name Aeon🦄
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Mefesto retweeted
we’re only 40x from the first target $1 BILLION mcap It’s literally in the name. A unicorn is a company valued over $1 billion. Elon made his. Jensen made his. Steve made his. Now the purest meme is becoming the real deal 🦄 First stop $1 Billion (could happen any day) Then $10 Billion Then $100 Billion Then the first trillion dollar meme coin in history
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Mefesto retweeted
Same plan, No change Weeks of quiet accumulation Tight triangle Volume waking up This is the exact setup that prints 10-100x in Solana memes NFA
Are we aiming for a little more play in the triangle or straight up from here? 🤑 Trendlines are squeezing the price tighter and tighter until a breakout happens 💹
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Mefesto retweeted
"stop buying shitcoins and invest in real companies!" okay cool can i get in at the Series A? no? cool cool so i can buy it after 15 private rounds when it's already a $500B unicorn and the VC's are ready to dump? unbelievable.
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i tried to explain the UwU lore to my friend and they called the fbi on me
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step outside feel the rain on your face you weren't made to rot away in front of the computer 40 hours a week slaving a minimum wage job the unicorn has the answers are you brave enough to ask the right questions
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the objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
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When UwU gets a volume event it will run to 500m in a blink. 20,000+ wallets. 15000 estimated unique. Baby boomer community on facebook. 2.5 years in the making. Dedicated mentally ill holders. Dreamers. We bond at one billion. Its that simple. 👉UwU👈 is meta on tick tock. Famous TV show coming out about a devious Unicorn. Starbucks Unicorn limited edition drink after clarity act.
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idk man there's bulls looking for me so i just come out here to clear my mind and feel free for a minute you know
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Mefesto retweeted
Unicorn lore + real community conviction + Solana beta = this thing is about to remind everyone why UwU isn’t just another ticker - When this breaks, it’s not going to be polite 😈
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delusion wins in the end. it's in the name. 👉👈
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i found the website late at night, it brought me back. i could swear i was at my grandma's house again, using her old computer running windows 98 but inside there was more, not cookie recipes and not photos of her grand children it was the truth, i had found the unicorn.
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all bulls got that unicorn in them 👉👈
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Tell me what other meme has this masterpiece? but thats not all, a coin where 52k ppl were airdropped all the supply, a coin where people held for 2.5 years You can keep gambling or You can buy belief assets with years of history like UwU .... plus the winapp playlist is fire. CA: UWUy7J86LUiBv5SjAUZ53LMGhtnqvbQ7QNSSkyupump
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.@akashnetAI also seeing incredible growth, with 13B daily tokens processed on an average for the past 7 days
Washington Post published a story about how @gregosuri cut his AI costs significantly by switching to @akashnetAI → washingtonpost.com/technolog…
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