@MeganBitchell

26 | girl actress, normal comedian

 brooklyn
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Joined March 2019
  • Tweets26.9K
  • Following1.4K
  • Followers142K
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 23
Baiting someone into saying hi by saying hi
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Sam Saulsbury@SamuelSaulsburyOct 21
Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 20
As a woman you have to choose between having an anvil fall on your head or running into a hyperrealistic painting of a tunnel
🧘🏻‍♀️🪷@stwrawrbewryOct 18
As a woman you have to choose between being skinny and looking good in clothes, or having a little extra fat and looking good naked
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swag haver@suzyuuziOct 19
They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 17
How deep is your Bruh
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s@lesbimoonOct 14
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk1127 Jul 2016
I cannot stand Lena Dunham
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 10
i used letterboxd as a movie diary so i can keep track of what movies i've seen. the fact that there is a "follow" button on my account is none of my business
bee@puppycelebrityOct 10
just watched digger. not surprised that the top review is the most reductive and annoying shit ever. this is like watching twin peaks and saying "wow cocaine is crazy". like yeah the movie touches on that, but theres a lot more conversation around that statement you need to have.
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carter hambley@carterhambleyOct 9
setting my distance on hinge to 1 Million Miles and matching with a alien who drinks socially
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MALA CRUEL, DIABOLICAL@MalaCruelSep 29
Replying to @MeganBitchell
@MeganBitchell
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kat@seafairyservant18 Oct 2025
October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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Pepsi@pepsibongSep 25
Anyone who’s anyone is on soda twitter
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jon repetti@pourfairelevideSep 26
Beast Mode
Alex Wennerberg
@alex_wennerbergSep 25
on p127 of infinite jest, remy marathe refers to the US as "'your walled nation' or 'your murated nation'." murated is a "dictionary-only" word, only ever used in the full OED, which itself has a single reference: another dictionary from 1727. It means "walled."
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submitting some imdb trivia
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Giliann@gilpost1ngSep 19
What people forget about this scene is that it worked
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Sardines 🪏@LeonardCoh37662Sep 13
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April Clark@autogynefilesSep 11
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dan@DansplainerSep 7
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shannon crave@shannoncraveSep 6
Shannon destroyed a piñata for her birthday. Reports are now saying she is the queen of the candy. (@MeganBitchell Instagram)
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doctor worm@awaitingtrialSep 5
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Ryan W. Mead@rwmeadSep 2
This is my favorite Wile E. Coyote joke of all time and a clear precursor to what Simpsons showrunner David Mirkin would later refer to as “screw the audience jokes”.
Miguel@thatdaffyduckSep 1
There's no way I can let the conversation about funniest Looney Tunes moments pass without raising:
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