@MellowMikeT

Staying clear of potholes and broke bitches

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Joined August 2021
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Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the 2026 squad: “JT Coming”
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@NBAOct 22
ANTHONY EDWARDS IS GOING OFF! 40 PTS 8 3PM MOST THREES IN A SEASON OPENER BY A WOLVES PLAYER IN FRANCHISE HISTORY 🤯
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Nah we just need the Dream to keep this lead so she empties the bench and leaves her out there
t@santanalovecashOct 22
Replying to @MellowMikeT @AsheFlex333
She my last leg we might be cooked
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Just need two more rebounds from Kaila Charles. Don’t fuck me over, Natalie.
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GG, @valkyries. That’s what you get for fuckin with your rotations
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Man, pass Charles the ball
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Using 10 fuckin players when you’re suppose to shorten your rotation in the finals. FOH, man
Cozy Mike@MellowMikeTOct 22
Have Kaila Charles rebounds and points on two slips and both slips are green except her props lol. Natalie won’t be forgiven for this.
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Have Kaila Charles rebounds and points on two slips and both slips are green except her props lol. Natalie won’t be forgiven for this.
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Cause whatever new rotation she trying out clearly isn’t working
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Apparently Natalie doesn’t realize this
Conrado Pascual@CP3_777Oct 22
Valkyries Late 1Q Lineup: • Kaitlyn Chen • Tip Hayes • Gabby Williams • Kaila Charles • Kiah Stokes Smallish sample size, but this ‘Kaila + 4 Huskies’ lineup has produced the best shot profile (in terms of generating open looks from all 3 levels)
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Conrado Pascual@CP3_777Oct 22
Valkyries Late 1Q Lineup: • Kaitlyn Chen • Tip Hayes • Gabby Williams • Kaila Charles • Kiah Stokes Smallish sample size, but this ‘Kaila + 4 Huskies’ lineup has produced the best shot profile (in terms of generating open looks from all 3 levels)
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JustRashod@AceBoogNGOct 22
So now Kaila Charles can’t get no mins
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Was Kaila Charles benched or something?
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Probably won’t be enough sadly but he’s my King of the Court pick
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@FanaticsSportsOct 22
Anthony Davis is the first player in Wizards franchise history with a 30/10 debut 🔥
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Anthony Davis is the first player in Wizards franchise history with a 30/10 debut 🔥
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@FanaticsSportsOct 22
Deandre Ayton & Tre Johnson have Capital One Center going CRAZY 🗣️ The Wizards might be back 🫣
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The first game reaction to NBA season is hilarious
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You wanna be white so bad. Omg look at your skin tone now compared to 8-10 years ago 😂
Sage Steele
@sagesteeleOct 20
Sprinting off the court for the national anthem? The WNBA is proving its ignorance. And it’s so sad.
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SHUT UP, BITCH!!!
Sage Steele
@sagesteeleOct 20
Sprinting off the court for the national anthem? The WNBA is proving its ignorance. And it’s so sad.
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Cause he’s a pussy
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@nosoupforgeorgeOct 22
Anyone know why Enes Kanter was worried about his personal safety?
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Stfu crazy lady
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburnOct 22
.@WNBA, you don’t get to pick and choose which men get to destroy fairness in women’s sports. Not a single man should be competing against young women and girls. It’s time for you to fully acknowledge biological reality.
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Already have
Gaby
@itsgabrielle_xoOct 21
Would you let a girl squirt in your mouth?
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