He cackled, did she really just ask that?
It's a secret of course, he never told anything to anyone about how, why or when.
But most likely, it's the latter.
"Ah, you don't need to worry about that, friend~
Though, I must mention.. You must pay in advance for big orders"
The spider stopped, grinning widely. Slowly turning back to her.
"/A n y t h i n g/."
"Crane would take about 2 days,
A Ship and a tank, two weeks max."
"It just takes time, and of course.."
Cue making the 'money' gesture by rubbing his fingers together.
"Cash."
"Oh come on, I only scam people that piss me off~"
"Plus, I can sell you anything that otherwise would be impossible!"
"That's a plus, isn't it~?"
It's true, he can acquire anything, for a cost. Depending on the size and rarity, the cost is always one thing.
"You can't make castles out of cobweb. Physically impossible."
He nodded.
"Me? Scamming? Do I /REALLY/ look like the type of person that would scam others?"
He grinned, expecting a no. Of course.
"I'm not sure if you're aware how spiderwebs work,,
but we CAN visit my place, if you so wish.
I have some interesting stuff for sale!"
He just, casually shrugged.
Not much in for deep things, as he is a spider after-all.
"Er, Sure. You can say that. I have nothing else to do anyways."
Cue slowly placing ALL of his hands onto her cheeks.
Pinching them.
/whispers/
"Because the world doesn't revolve around you guys."
"Megalomania isn't so bad.
As long you're in power, nothing's too bad;
Because there's nobody that could oppose you,
And tell you what's right~"
"Ah! Actually I slept all winter in the abandoned Dam!
Interestingly enough, it is also a powerplant; Still functional so now I make my own electricity there, too!"
He cackled, patting on her shoulder.
"C'mon now, I'm only kiddin'!"
"Laddies. It's plural, madam!
Though you COULD pass for a lad, not gonna lie~
Rather masculine."
Harsh spider is harsh.
Ahem.
"I've been rather busy lately, doing nothing but laying in bed all day, every day."
Cue stretching out arms.
"But I'm back! At last!"