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Got invited over but I’m only there to swap her brother’s PS5 controller with mine that has stick drift.
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a RuneScape bot for halloween...
FACTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR
🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10
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lo primero que haré cuando salga el GTA VI será:
- zumbarme a dos tios en una zona de cruising
- comerme una(s) buena(s) polla(s)
- llegar a casa y encender la play y jugar al juego
Show us the money or fuck off.
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea say deadline set at 5pm UK on Friday for Manchester City or any other suitors to send £120m net bid to sign Enzo Fernandez or 25yo staying this summer. #CFC say payment terms privately communicated to #MCFC + midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7509145…
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80m for Gordon but 45m for Rodri. 🤔
🚨 Barcelona offer Manchester City ~€45m + add-ons to sign Rodri. #MCFC regard as nowhere near level needed to negotiate sale + insist no meaningful talks taking place as bid considered serious yet to be made. #FCBarcelona know price ~€80m @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7469727…
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Ohhhhh, DT’s a fucking stalker,
Can’t fit into a hat,
He saw his ex go on a date,
But he said no fuck that
He waited and he stalked them,
Until they left that night,
Then he kidnapped her in his carboot,
And filled his ex with fright!
Getting a red card in a friendly is embarrasing. Even worse when you've been on the pitch 60 seconds
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