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Former fรบtbol bullshitter. Taking my talents to tennis. Federer & Iga Swiatek

Joined September 2020
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Scalohitler looked at this chap and decided to hand the keys to โ€œRDPโ€ and โ€œNico Gonzรกlezโ€
NICO PAZ, DEJATE DE JODER. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
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nasty nutmeg from Layonel
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Messi and Studio Ghibli ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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vague race victimism gimmick in 2026
And here comes the white guy pushing the humble hardworking gimmick against two black players who continue to always be better than him in every aspect. Being black means you have to work twice as hard to prove youโ€™re the same as the white man and 3 times to prove youโ€™re better.
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Making an important racial and social cause look unserious over a few likes on โ€œthe internetโ€ and fulfilling an artificial self-need to feel like you give a real damn about it
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LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO TOP TEN OF THE BALLON Dโ€™OR AT 3,900,000 YEARSSSS OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon dโ€™Orโ€ฆ who you got? ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ousmane Dembรฉlรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Erling Haaland ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Harry Kane ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Khvicha Kvaratskhelia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Kylian Mbappรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Lionel Messi ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Michael Olise ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Fabiรกn Ruiz ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Rodri ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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From this list: 10. Rodri (get that filthy robber off the road) 9. Haaland 8. Messi 7. Dembelรฉ 6. Fabiรกn Ruรญz 5. Kvaratskhelia 4. Yamal 3. Olise 2. Mbappรฉ 1. Kane
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alright brother we get it
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King of the people.
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lionel Messi decidiรณ ROMPER EL PROTOCOLO e ir a firmar autรณgrafos a la gente que fue a verlo en Espaรฑa.
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ainโ€™t no way france football scammed millions of euros of rapey rony fans all around the world. gotta love them ffs
Genuinely cannot believe they had the audacity to charge money for thisโ€ฆ Worse is, probably made ridiculous amounts off it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: The Ballon d'Or website has confirmed that the new 'Ballon d'Or Of All Time' (B.O.A.T.) award is NOT the Super Ballon d'Or. The B.O.A.T. is simply an online fan vote and will NOT be presented as a physical trophy at the ceremony. The Super Ballon d'Or remains a separate, official award that has only been handed out ONCE in history, to Alfredo Di Stรฉfano in 1989. There are currently NO plans or confirmed date to award the Super Ballon d'Or again.
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Cook Mbabum and Offendernaldo, my king
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช: Leo Messi on his most important career goals: "The goals I scored in the World Cup final were among the most important of my career because of what they meant, the occasion and the magnitude of the match." "I also treasure goals scored for Barcelona in Champions League finals and El Clรกsico matches."
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From what Iโ€™ve seen Agรผero definetely *peaked* the highest
Which Argentina player had the highest peak you've ever witnessed, excluding Messi? ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
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I mean, are we serious bro
Voting for MLS end of season awards officially opened today... and I IMPLORE anyone else with an official ballot to wait until, you know, all of the games have been played to submit your ballot. This is my uninteresting PSA. Thank you.
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Scaloni will deadarse burn in hell for leaving Nico Pรกz on the bench in the World Cup, he genuinely need to pay for his crimes bro. His cowardness robbed us of back to back World Cup trophies and WC Golden Balls
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fucking hell bro
A night to be forgotten. Hat-trick on any normal day.
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We donโ€™t gaf if they kissed or fucked or were married or cheating on their spouses. Beheading two young people for any of the above is barbaric.
THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ABOUT THE EXECUTION IN SAUDI. False claims are circulating on social media that the two people executed in Mecca were husband and wife, had an eight-year-old daughter, and were Hajj pilgrims. These claims are described as rumours. So, what is the reported truth? On October 14, 2026, two Bangladeshi nationals, Nazrul Islam Abdul Basir and Siti Akhtar, were reportedly executed in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. According to the account, they were not married to each other. Bangladeshi media reports that Nazrul travelled to Saudi Arabia in 2022 to work as a cleaner, while Siti was also working there. In May 2023, approximately one month before Hajj, the two were allegedly caught by Saudi security forces engaging in immoral acts inside a mosque in Mecca. They reportedly spent more than three years in detention before being tried in a Jeddah court. After being found guilty, they were executed in Mecca on October 14, 2026, reportedly following a royal order. Their bodies were sent to Bangladesh on October 18. Why was the punishment so severe? Mosques hold a special place in Islam, and the sanctity of mosques in Mecca is particularly significant because of their connection to our sacred religious heritage. Saudi Arabia strictly regulates public conduct, and acts considered serious sexual misconduct inside a mosque may attract severe legal consequences. The account states that the Saudi Ministry of Interior confirmed that the charges against the two individuals involved โ€œfiโ€™al al-fahishaโ€โ€”a term referring to an obscene or seriously immoral act. Bangladeshโ€™s State Minister for Foreign Affairs, Shama Obaid Islam, reportedly confirmed the details on October 17. The issue is not their nationality; it is the sanctity of Allahโ€™s house. A mosque is a place of worship, prayer, and remembrance of Allahโ€”not a place for immoral behaviour. Let us respect the sacredness of our places of worship and stop spreading unverified claims. Know the facts before sharing rumours.
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In what world is this fucking retard possibly living on. Thinking itโ€™s alright to kill someone cause they had sex somewhere he considers sacred. What pisses me off is that these people will be the first to burp about their morals when they support murdering people over this
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