(Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent) header
(Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent) profile picture

(Parody) Albert Wesker

@MessmerSerpent

Jake is proof that I cannot pull out of anything in time. ♡SL1: @RosaryRuin ♡SL2: @HerEternality #RP #Parody #RE #ResidentEvil 18+ MDNI

 everywhere
share.google/bZgmrdYkPTijjtcQ5
Joined July 2024
  • Tweets6.1K
  • Following331
  • Followers539
673Media
Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)Photo by (Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent)
🕶 "You're merely postponing the inevitable!" 🕶 Albert Wesker 🕶 RP/Parody 🕶 Canon/Divergent 🕶 18+ only writer is old af.. like Albert 🕶 Mostly SFW 🕶 MV 🕶 Straight, but open to m/m ships with chem. ✔️ & 🔄 🥺🙏
1
66
115
8,664
/I am still laughing about this every time i log in 😂
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfield10h
1
1
141
I cannot control them, they are like Gremlins. I fed the umbrella executives after midnight and then this happened 😬
Weskers Glasses (@WeskerEyes) profile pictureWeskers Glasses@WeskerEyes11h
Please nothing but her (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) I'm scared wesker
1
1
41
milk ✦ (@milkn0va) profile picturemilk ✦@milkn0vaOct 31
💙⭐️ #JillValentine #ResidentEvil
Image from milk ✦ (@milkn0va)
1
66
Far more evil than I could ever be.
Umbrella Corp. Official (@UmbCorOfficial) profile pictureUmbrella Corp. Official@UmbCorOfficial13h
Alright, Halloween over. Deploy Mariah Carey.
1
1
90
Chris what is 2+3?
chris red(failed) | parody (@chrisredfailed) profile picturechris red(failed) | parody@chrisredfailedOct 31
Replying to @MessmerSerpent
my IQ is not that low 🤨
1
1
1
98
No one can save you!
(Parody) Manos (@ManosAtConnect) profile picture(Parody) Manos@ManosAtConnectOct 31
Boulder Puncher is after me 😩 Help.
21
I am not mean to everyone. Just most people. Especially Chris.
1
44
Whatever you say midget.
Parody || Gavin (@Arrogantdetect) profile pictureParody || Gavin@ArrogantdetectOct 31
“. . . 5’9” Isn’t that short.”
1
1
65
Is that any way to treat your future niece and nephews father?
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 31
“Fucking leave my sisters name out of your mouth,”
1
1
76
Whatever. You would still kiss me if I asked.
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 31
“It was stale. Love died in 1998.”
1
1
67
Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Chris as my costume. /Had a break to fix the typo lol
(Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent) profile picture(Parody) Albert Wesker@MessmerSerpentOct 31
Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
3
84
It was a doughnut of love.
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
Replying to @MessmerSerpent
“… Why the hell would you do that!?”
1
59
Oh.. Ouch.. Your sister though... 😏
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
1
1
103
Absolutely!
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
“… if that’s your idea of love…”
1
69
I feel like someone is 5'9".
Parody || Gavin (@Arrogantdetect) profile pictureParody || Gavin@ArrogantdetectOct 30
“I feel like someone is jealous.”
1
2
67
(Parody) Albert Wesker retweeted
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile picture
Parody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
Replying to @7minsinUroboros
@7minsinUroboros @RogueOfBullets @MessmerSerpent @AWeskerOfficial tiktok.com/t/ZPLUT226j/
TikTok · Ace

TikTok · Ace

tiktok.com
1
2
48
Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
3
1
7
254
He likes me... *Blood dripping from his nose.*
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
1
3
184
Whatever I am DMing her right now...
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
“Don’t make me stab my own eyes out with this.”
1
74
Chris your sister is in her underwear on my TL again...
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
1
1
88
Load more