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To all the non-MAGAs, who voted for Trump while saying "he's not really going to do what he said he was going to do":
How you feeling today?
This is how you do it.
Well done @TheOnion
BREAKING: Satirical publication The Onion says it has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction. cbsn.ws/3CrYtPf
Michael Creel retweeted
BREAKING: Satirical publication The Onion says it has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction. cbsn.ws/3CrYtPf
If having a fivehead and a widow's peak is one of Trump's main qualifications for a cabinet spot, I need to block his number right now before he starts calling me
Michael Creel retweeted
Zelenskyy calling Putin a “fucking terrorist” on live TV is the energy I’m bringing into 2025 and 2026.
Michael Creel retweeted
I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?
First, Mississippi was used by Republicans to overturn Roe.
Now, it's being used to rewrite election laws 11 days before the most important election in our lives.
If you were able to jump through all the hoops to get a mail-in ballot, return it now!
slate.com/news-and-politics/…
@RussLatino, this is the real fascism.
Not the Olbermann post you quote-tweeted yesterday
Damn, @RexChapman caught a butt load of bots with this
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To be fair, only 48% of American people want fucking idiots
// This wasn't a reply to the top tweet*, but it is correct
* yes, @elonmusk, I said tweet. Suck it
The Biden lie is how most Dems covered up how Biden's mental acuity might have fallen.
Whether true or not, but doesn't matter anymore
He even said he worked at BK in the 80s (like Harris at Mickey Dees), but couldn't prove it.
But the next to last graph is the most important
True or not, Kamala Harris’ McDonald’s story a distraction from the lie about Joe Biden | Opinion sunherald.com/opinion/articl…
Hey, kid.
I got what you want. I got what you need.
You want white? I got all of them.
Pink? Got it.
Light or dark blue? Yep
Even yellow and blue horse pills.
I'm your one stop shop
/ This doesn't even show my inhaler or insulin
/ I have a few problems
Michael Creel retweeted
Saw an older woman in the hotel elevator today with a "Grab em by the vote" shirt. She was fired up too
AARP polling shows that women over 50, who vote at high rates and feel misunderstood by politicians, have shifted support to Kamala Harris more than any other demographic group. 19thnews.org/2024/10/women-v…
Kamala should just say that she walked in on Usher today, and that he's hung like a horse.
Just to see Fox's reaction
/ I know she definitely wouldn't but one of these days she should just for the LOLs
Personal news:
Today, after years of trying, my 20yo autistic son finally figured out how to tie his own shoes.
I'm so proud of him
That's all...
Michael Creel retweeted
I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy. But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better. Thanks Dave. #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
