Pragmatic centrist in the streets, Bronze Age homo nationalist in the sheets. 1st place for fiction Passage Prize 3. 'Satisfyingly macabre'

Kent, England
Joined April 2021
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Checking into the hotel in Chongqing… the “but you booked a single room with 1 king bed, are you sure it is the right booking?” when seeing Dave and I, reminded me of this classic: 🤣🤣
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How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong
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Replying to @thebeercolonel
My personal fave is “We got it from our charcuterie” “Your butcher? “Ooh do you think so? Must be the way I’ve had me hair done”
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I can't take much more of this
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham and John Healey order a curry every Sunday night to "chew over politics" in the No 10 flat [@guardian]
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Late to reading this v droll piece and just embarrassed myself by LOLing on the train in front of a crowd of boozing West Ham fans
I spent a week relying on just the BBC to educate, inform and entertain me and jotted down some thoughts and emotions for @TheCriticMag
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Michael Button retweeted
Sporks.
Are you ready? 👇Time to think the unthinkable. And plan ahead.
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I can never get over that this is Sadie 'feed your toddlers disco biscuits in Soho House oops' Frost - and she's really good??
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) Francis Ford Coppola
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Michael Button retweeted
The BBC's "strength in depth" means that its "Cyber Correspondent" has never heard of a language that runs half the websites on the Internet.
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they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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Just flashed back to the time I made Nigel Slater's Sausage Lasagna, another culinary shocker... no one but myself to blame in both cases, horrible concepts
Replying to @hellothisisivan
I once made a carrot friccasee from Jane Grigson's Vegetables, let's just say the dogs enjoyed it
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Shamonda would be a great name for a disco band
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France confirms first-ever human infection with Shamonda virus, previously only found in animals. patient has died.
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Genuinely a chill went down my spine... KGB levels of sinister
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will appear on Channel 4’s Goggle Box tomorrow night with Liverpool Mayor Steve Rotheram
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We all sort of laugh and adopt this 'arent the woketards crazzzzy haha' pose but this was demonic? I hope the people responsible never work in culture creation again
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John Simpson feels bad for the staff
I don’t really enjoy bad restaurant reviews, even in the case of Gordon Ramsey, if only because I feel bad for the staff. But this is so superbly written by Camilla Long in the S Times… thetimes.com/article/5189c90…
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Prob fave album ever I think
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That list of names though... spank bank material for Bluesky users
OPEN LETTER: Sally Rooney is a writer, not a terrorist. Her books must be available to the public. Their withdrawal from sale, on the basis of ill-conceived and draconian anti terror legislation, is an affront to basic principles of free speech and expression so long taken for granted in this country. We categorically reject censorship - whether direct or indirect - and urge the government to change course, amending the legislation which has led us to this point of repressive absurdity.
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Oh fuck you
If you ever sought out the novels of Sally Rooney in bookshops – when that was still possible – you’d know they sit in the fiction stacks adjacent to the novels of another SR whose books have been withdrawn in dastardly political circumstances. Until last week, “Rooney” and “Rushdie” had little in common beyond being shelfmates; now they have more than just a physical proximity. @tanjil_rashid_: This is censorship by other means newstatesman.com/comment/202…
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Clare Higgins as Julia is TERRIFIC .. she sells the obsession with the gruesome Frank completely even when it threatens to break suspension of disbelief... a performance so strong it rescues the movie
Hellraiser is about a woman blowing up her whole life and family because only a thrill seeking sociopath buries her needle. The cenobites are incidental and their lore outside the text is uninteresting. The daughter is there to bear witness.
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It's hard to put sex in fiction but Barker is great at it, and the oblique channelling of his kinky gay urges into his work elevate it from trashy horror to something closer to art... like when Rawhead Rex anoints his new slave with piss omg .. maybe not so oblique lol
Another funny thing about overanalyzing the inherent "gayness" of Clive Barker's work is that few of his characters are gay, nor are the themes explicitly "queer" or exclusive to that experience. I remember when Sacrament was published (a whole decade after Hellraiser) and 1/2
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Anne Rice does sex well too, though in a different style. Stephen King I can't think of any interesting sex stuff but he's terrific at plot and invention so...
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