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On a hopeless romantic playthrough, definitely on some government list (for entertainment purposes only)🇨🇴🇺🇸.

Orlando, FL
Joined July 2008
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The evidence from over 30 years of Major League Baseball in Florida is in, and it just hasn’t worked out. Time to move on!
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Thank you Donald Trump for selling Boomers into white slavery
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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America needs a cultural revolution to crush the evangelical movement
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For those who refuse to read the articles about this case. She had a babysitter coming in the mornings to check in, make lunches, get them off to school, and prep dinner for them. All the 14 year old had to do was help them get inside after school. Microwave dinner. Get kids in bed and text mom updates. This was a work trip and they threatened to fire her if she did not go. The father has abuse charges and the police handed him their kids on top of arresting her.
A 50-year-old woman was arrested after getting off a plane after authorities said she left her four children home alone for four days while she traveled to Las Vegas for work: bit.ly/3UlVZeA
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Football in 20 years
396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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-Deletes all games on Series S for GTA 6. -Installs GTA 6 on Series S. *GTA 6 needs an update. Please make space on console* -Only thing you can delete is GTA 6.
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“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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2026 season is officially over
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Eating mythic rarity candy
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There is always enough money to fuck us over. Never enough to help us. This is a bipartisan complaint about government spending, for the record.
JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.
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Best thing about all of this is Kyrie not having to kill himself on some bum ass team at 33-34 years old
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Jesus HUSSEIN Christ
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You should be able to sports bet and watch porn on DoorDash
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I need to find all of my old oomfs I need to like all of their tweets
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Democrats should have given her money but they didn't want her to actually win.
Florida Senate: Independents (NYT/Siena) 🟦Angie Nixon 52% 🟥Ashley Moody 38% 10/19-10/27 Link to poll: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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