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New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2015
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Meatballs are something I make almost every single week because they're: -High protein -Easy to make a big batch and freeze -Delicious -Lots of different things you can do with them Here are 6 of my favorites: Buffalo Chicken Meatballs Ingredients: 1 lb ground chicken 1 egg 1/2 cup breadcrumbs 1/4 cup diced celery 1 garlic clove Salt & pepper to taste Buffalo sauce (i like primal kitchen for this) Add everything to a large bowl and mix until well combined. Bake or air fry the meatballs at 400 for 15-20 minutes, flipping half way Toss in some buffalo sauce, dip in some primal kitchen ranch and enjoy! Classic Italian meatballs: Ingredients: 1 lb ground beef (80/20 is ideal). You can also use a blend with ground veal and ground pork! 1/4 Cup of Ricotta 1 Egg 3 tbsp chopped parsley 1/3 Cup breadcrumbs 1/3 Cup parmesan cheese 3 cloves of Garlic, finely minced Salt Crushed red pepper (to taste) Mix well then form your meatballs Roast at 425 for 10 minutes per side You can also fry them, then finish in the sauce! CAVA Lamb Meatballs Ingredients: 1 pound ground lamb or beef 1 tbsp parsley, finely minced 1 tbsp cilantro, finely minced Optional: some chopped fresh mint 5 cloves of garlic, finely minced 4 tbsp harissa or to taste 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp ginger (fresh or ground) 1 tsp ground coriander powder 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon smoked paprika 1/2 tsp ground turmeric I prefer to cook these on the grill like little burgers, but you can also cook them on a pan or roast them! Sweet & Spicy Chicken Meatballs: Ingredients: 1 lb ground chicken ¾ cup panko (I use gluten free) 1 egg 2 cloves garlic, minced ¼ tsp paprika ½ tsp onion powder ¾ tsp salt ½ tsp pepper Sauce: ¼ cup hot sauce ½ cup honey 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar Pinch of salt ¼ tsp red pepper flakes (optional) Preheat your oven to 475 degrees. In a small saucepan, combine all the ingredients for the sauce. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and let simmer for about 10 minutes. Remove from heat, let cool and thicken. Combine all the ingredients for the meatballs, and mix lightly by hand. Be careful not to mix too much (ground chicken gets slimy: don’t be alarmed!). Roll into 1-2 inch meatballs, and place on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Roast for about 12-15 minutes, or until they reach 165 degrees internally. Flip halfway through. When the meatballs have a few minutes left in the oven, use a brush to coat them with the sauce, then place them back in the oven to finish. When finished, drizzle more sauce on top and enjoy! Mediterranean Meatballs: Ingredients: 1 lb ground meat of choice (beef or lamb are best but can also use turkey) 4oz feta cheese (around 1 cup) ½ cup spinach, chopped ½ cup red onion, chopped 3-4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp fresh mint, chopped 2 tbsp sun dried tomatoes, chopped ¼ cup gluten free panko 1 egg 1 tsp salt ½ tsp oregano ½ tsp black pepper Combine all ingredients well and roll into around 2oz meatballs. Roast at 425 degrees for 20 minutes (flipping halfway) or air fry at 400 degrees for 12 minutes (flipping halfway), or until they are cooked through. I believe these come out best in the air fryer! Serve with tzatziki and enjoy! Korean BBQ Meatballs: Ingredients: Meatballs 1 lb ground beef (I recommend 85/15 or 80/20) 2 tsp gochujang 1 tsp kosher salt 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper 1 tbsp soy sauce or coconut aminos (I like organic, gluten free Tamari) 4 cloves garlic, finely minced 1/3 cup green onions, thinly sliced (plus more for garnish) 1/2 cup breadcrumbs Glaze 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp fresh ginger, grated 2 tbsp rice wine vinegar 3/4 cup beef broth or water 1/3 cup brown sugar 1/3 cup soy sauce 1 tbsp gochujang 1 tsp sesame oil 1 tsp Sriracha 2 tsp cornstarch mixed with 1 tbsp water Add the ground beef to a bowl with gochujang, salt, pepper, soy sauce, breadcrumbs and green onions. Spread everything evenly over the surface. Mix by hand until just combined. Cover and refrigerate for about 30 minutes. Preheat oven to 450F. With wet hands, form the mixture into 12 equal meatballs and place them in a cast iron skillet. Bake for about 15 minutes until nicely browned, flipping half way. Transfer the meatballs to a plate. Drain all but about 1 tsp of grease from the skillet. Set the skillet on the stove over medium-high heat. Add the garlic and ginger and stir until fragrant, about 1 minute. Deglaze with the rice vinegar and soy sauce. Stir in the brown sugar, beef broth, and gochujang. Add the sesame oil and Sriracha. Bring to a simmer and cook until reduced by about a third. Mix the cornstarch and water together in a small bowl. Reduce heat to medium-low and whisk the slurry into the sauce. Keep simmering until the sauce has reduced to about half. Add the meatballs back into the skillet and baste generously with the sauce. Simmer for 3-5 minutes, basting the whole time, until the meatballs are heated through and well coated. Serve topped with toasted sesame seeds and sliced green onions.
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Michael Carbone retweeted
On this day, God blessed me to do something that no other man on the planet has ever done. Rush for 18,355 yards. Thank you to the village of people who helped me get there. My family, cousins, teammates, coaches, teachers, @dallascowboys, @AZCardinals, and the fans who cheered me on.
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Michael Carbone retweeted
ELITE: Tony Romo & Dez Bryant had one of the most ELECTRIC quarterback-wide receiver connections in #NFL history. The duo made countless unforgettable plays together with incredible chemistry and spectacular catches. One of the greatest duos in history.
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Michael Carbone retweeted
If anyone is wondering why there are no injuries for Indiana..here is Cignetti’s practice philosophy!!
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Michael Carbone retweeted
Full details on Knicks ring: 💍 Has trophy with a 0.16-carat round diamond for Knicks 16-point comeback in Game 5 💍 Has 16 emerald-cut diamonds along inner bezel for each playoff win Inscribed: 💍 “10 WEEKS: Also engraved inside the ring, this inscription references the team’s mantra, a commitment to 10 weeks of sacrifice, discipline and complete focus on winning a championship" 💍 “WORLD CHAMPIONS” set with 69 points of round white diamonds for Knicks 69 combined wins in season 💍 “KNICKS IN FIVE” along inner shank 💍 Playoff series results Overall: 💍 Each ring has player last name & diamond-encrusted jersey number, plus all teammates numbers 💍 Total ~800 white diamonds & blue sapphires 💍 Total 22 carats 💍 Full exterior & interior replica of MSG, twist off
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Michael Carbone retweeted
53 years later, history was made. Let’s get those banners up 🏆
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A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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Michael Carbone retweeted
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation: QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions. RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped. WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook. WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better. Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7. TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale. LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife. Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason. Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch. WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to. Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it. Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman. This team goes 14-3.
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Building the ideal NFL DEFENSE based entirely on their relationship situation: DE1: 6’6 lumberjack from Montana. Married his high school sweetheart. Owns 40 acres and chops wood for fun. DT1: 340-pound Polynesian. Wife and 4 kids. Entire extended family at every home game. Elite surfer. DT2: 330-pound Polynesian. Married at 21. Elite surfer. Has 14 cousins who could also play D1 football. DE2: Another lumberjack. Lives in Wyoming. Wife, 3 kids, pickup truck. Has never been to a nightclub. MLB: Married with 3 kids. Wife runs the entire household. Knows every defensive assignment but couldn’t name his kids’ teachers. Beautiful mid OLB1: Girlfriend of 6 years. Refuses to propose because “marriage is just a piece of paper.” She has a ring Pinterest board with 900 pins. OLB2: Married at 22. Met his wife at Bible study. Hunts every offseason. Has never downloaded a dating app. CB1: Completely single. Dating 3 women who all think they’re exclusive. Following 5,000 women on Instagram. Let him play man coverage. CB2: Dating an Instagram model with 600k followers. They unfollow each other after every loss. Somehow plays better when they’re fighting. Nickel CB: 5’9 with a 5’11 girlfriend who played D1 volleyball. Brings up that he plays in the NFL within 45 seconds of meeting anyone. FS: Married to a nurse. Completely normal relationship. Goes straight home after practice. You need at least one mentally stable DB. SS: 6 kids with 4 women. Currently engaged to none of them. Hits like a missile. Leads the NFL in unnecessary roughness. This defense allows 16.8 PPG and has 4 separate HR investigations by Week 11.
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation: QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions. RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped. WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook. WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better. Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7. TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale. LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife. Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason. Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch. WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to. Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it. Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman. This team goes 14-3.
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Michael Carbone retweeted
AOC at 9/11 memorial vs ICE facility
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Michael Carbone retweeted
THE FIRST GOAL EVER SCORED BY A NEW YORK RANGERS GOALIE IGOR SHESTERKIN
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Michael Carbone retweeted
When white becomes a minority... 😅
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Michael Carbone retweeted
🚨 TODD BEAMER, UNITED 93 PHONE CALL: "LET'S ROLL" 🇺🇸 Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name? Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93. Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me? [They pray the Lord’s Prayer.] Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me. Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll. SOURCE: @SterlingMSnow
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Michael Carbone retweeted
Jesus Christ my dreams came true. They’re bringing back quaaludes. Methaqualone Wow You thought oxy was euphoric? Watch this 😁😋
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Michael Carbone retweeted
The Knicks broke so many NBA records in the 2026 playoffs that we couldn’t fit them all in one graphic.
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Expressive doesn't even begin to cover it. 🤪🐾
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‘Travel sports,’ a term that has come to encompass all sorts of private teams, leagues, and clubs, used to be for the truly exceptional young athlete. Now, they’re for anyone willing to pay — an expensive, exhausting commitment that has become popular not necessarily because millions of parents want them for their children but because it can feel like there’s no other choice. Rec programs are underfunded and struggle to compete with for-profit leagues for prime field, rink, and court times. And the level of play is diluted, often very early, as travel teams are incentivized to enroll children at young ages. Around 5 million children in the U.S. now compete on travel teams. Parents find themselves trapped. They know the benefits of sports and want that for their children, yet giving it to them often means buying into a sports ecosystem that’s inherently flawed. As the pay-to-play model increasingly takes hold, so does the idea that kids should start competing at younger and younger ages, risking their sense of self along with their shoulders and ACLs. “I never want my kids to look back and say I didn’t do everything I could to help them live their dreams,” a mother of three soccer players said. She’s hired professional photographers to take action shots for her 12- and 13-year-olds’ Instagram accounts — the platform has become a recruiting tool — and they’ve both asked her to pay for personal trainers. “I think the word isn’t ‘specialize’; you are ‘professionalizing’ your kid early. You are exposing them to everything professionals have to deal with — I’m talking injury, time, schedule, everything,” said John Van Benschoten, a former MLB player and travel-baseball coach. It makes one ask: All this for what? And for whom? Read Caitlin Moscatello’s cover story on how travel leagues have made youth sports more expensive, hypercompetitive, and all-consuming — and the investors who are making a killing: nymag.visitlink.me/1-gbZQ
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Hey @grok, is this true?
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Kurt Warner shares the lesson that changed his entire career and it applies to everything. He sat on the bench for 4 years in college. When a friend asked the coaches why he wasn't playing, the answer wasn't what he expected: "The reason I wasn't playing was because I was not very good in practice." His first reaction? Allen Iverson mode. "Practice? What're you talking about, practice?" But then he did the math. "In college we play 12 games in 365 days. In the NFL we play 16 games in 365 days." That's less than 5% of your year. "95% of our lives are lived in practice. And the biggest impression we make on people, the way people can understand and really realize who we are, is what we do every day in practice." This is the 95% Rule. And it applies to everything - sports, business, relationships, life. 1: Show Up With Your Best Effort - Compete and give your best every single day. People can't question how you show up - your effort, attitude, and actions. Consistency removes doubt. 2: Trust Is Built In Practice, Not Games - Trust is earned in the thousands of moments before it's given. Before you can be trusted, people want to know you're dependable. Every day. Not just when it matters. 3: Master Daily Consistency - Success isn't about intensity - it's about consistency. Your habits compound. What you do daily defines who you become. 4: Big Moments Are Earned In Small Moments - The little details make the biggest difference. Greatness starts with preparation - it's earned in the boredom of doing the work when no one's watching. Excellence isn't an event - It's a habit. Practice is where trust is built. How you show up daily is who you really are. (🎥 @pttorch) (🎥@kurt13warner)
In 1992, Kurt Warner was the backup QB at Northern Iowa. He was more talented than the starter, but couldn't get on the field. So he asked why. Their answer stunned him... He called it the "greatest lesson he ever learned about life and football." (📌Bookmark this)
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Michael Carbone retweeted
The Ravens' tree's simulated pressure system uses basic "tags" to indicate where it wants the pressure to go. Abel, Baker, Charlie. That keeps the system from bloating with extra words, and the defense can easily pivot from week to week or even in-game. After Seattle's Mike Macdonald's first season as Baltimore's DC, I broke down how the system structures its Sims. I illustrate the Ravens' "dog tags" against the Bengals to show how they create simple simulated pressures. Learn systems with MatchQuarters: matchquarters.com/p/creating… --
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