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It turns out a "scaramucci" *is* a divisible unit of measurement. @Scaramucci
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With the @Dodgers now eliminated, we're about to see something new. Last World Series win: @CleGuardians: 1948 @Brewers: Never @RaysBaseball: Never
The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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#karma 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Congrats to Yankees haters everywhere. The greatest dynasty in all of sports. 24 out of 25 seasons! How blessed!
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Mike Taormina retweeted
The Rays are blasting “New York, New York” in the Bronx after sweeping. An annual humiliation ritual for Yankee fans
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Yikes.
Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test. 48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video. It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).
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The 48% figure and "video Turing test" claim are from Tavus's own study of 54 one-minute calls, not independently verified or using a standard protocol. Griffin-Lite leads NVIDIA's VideoFDB benchmark on their public leaderboard. cellcog.ai/blog/tavus-gri… research.nvidia.com/labs/amri/proj… tech-ish.com/2026/10/02/tav…
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The last point here @usedgov is the strongest: "transparency about programs that will never pay off." A market works best when the availability of funding reflects the value of what's being bought. For years, the government has done the opposite, treating all degrees and all colleges as if they have the same underlying value for consumers. They obviously don't, leaving many shackles in debt with little hope of repayment. Giving students better information about career paths will lead to better choices. Tying federal funding to outcomes makes that information matter. And it's far better than the alternative: a taxpayer-funded bailout for low-value degrees.
This is fake news at its finest.    First off, we’re not ‘banning’ any program. The federal government doesn’t set curriculum or programs.    Here’s the truth: we are holding colleges accountable for leaving students worse off than if they never enrolled. Too many graduates report delaying major life milestones like buying a home or starting a family. Why? Because low return-on-investment programs saddled them with unmanageable debt that was never going to translate into a real-world job.    Federal student loans are not a welfare program for failing college programs. American students deserve education and training pathways that prepare them for the workforce – and transparency about programs that will never pay off.
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If anything, as @emmma_camp_ points out, the issue is that this new policy doesn’t go far enough:
People are panicking for absolutely no reason. A vanishing number of programs at normal colleges will be affected. This is really just a rule that keeps students at sketchy for-profit schools from getting loans. Your social science degree is safe!
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That said, it’s a good start.
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I was unaware this was still in question.
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I got more done this morning on a holiday weekend than my teams would get done in a week in the past. (And I have worked with some great people.) Ruthless efficiency and productivity. It may be the only plus to being over 40, but I’ll take it.
The founder in their 40s with taste and discernment is the new gentleman unicorn founder Because there can be 100x to 1000x of them working at their beck and call via agents and software factories all the time
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My feed today is ~99% JPM trash lady.
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“Never” finally arrived. Years since last championship: @nyknicks: 0 🎉🍾 @NYRangers: 32 @Mets: 40 @GeorgetownHoyas: 42 @nyjets: 57
It’s never going to happen. Years since last championship: @NYRangers: 31 @Mets: 39 @GeorgetownHoyas: 41 @nyknicks: 52 @nyjets: 56
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We’re gonna win.
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That’s a suspension.
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The last time the @nyknicks (or any of my teams) were this close...they were *this close.* And then never again. Since that game: '94: Knicks lost in 7 '99: Knicks lost in 5 '00: Mets lost in 5 '14: Rangers lost in 5 '15: Mets lost in 5 I've waited *32 years* for one of my teams to get back to this point. Let's change the ending tonight. 🙏 #AlwaysKnicks
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It’s hard to truly appreciate what a series win would mean for long-suffering @nyknicks fans, but @stephenasmith is our best spokesman. 48 minutes more minutes. 🙏
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No matter what happens for the rest of the series, we @nyknicks fans will never have a better tee-up. Never ever. Up to this point, it is as good as it could possibly ever be. It is more that that: this is as good as it ever will be. They must close this out.
THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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The Knicks trailed by 17 points with less than 9 minutes to go.   Entering today, teams were 0-96 when trailing by 17+ points in the final 9 minutes of regulation of a Finals game since 1970-71. The Knicks have just made that 1-96.
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