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They really let Carrick manage another game after Como. Lol.
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A centre back is playing at right back. A right back is playing at left back. A central midfielder is playing as a 10. A 10 is playing on the left wing. A right winger is playing as a striker. Manchester United Football Club…
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Fucking Imposters Keane Said
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🚨🗣️ Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the backroom staff: "It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence." 🗣️ Bruno on whether he is saying Michael Carrick got his tactics wrong: "That's on the manager and staff to see, not me. Sometimes you have to be more brave under pressure, take the risk of pressing high and making them uncomfortable. As you saw with them [Como], the centre-back was coming to mark me in my own half. We need to do that as a team but we were unable to." 🗣️ Bruno: "A team that plays through the middle with small connections, if you give them too much time and space then they can hurt you out wide."
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No win in 7 games should never be acceptable at Manchester United, the sacking must come tonight @ManUtd
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It’s just a matter of time before Carrick will be sacked. He cannot turn this around. #mufc
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🇫🇷🥶 𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗨𝗖𝗘́ 𝗡𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗟𝗔 (𝟭𝟰, 𝗖𝗕) plays for Caen and is an authentic BEAST. 14 YEARS-OLD. REMEMBER THE NAME.
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Welbeck & Hendo
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This Yoro and Heaven combination should never happen again
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I thought Bruno was the problem....
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This angle of Szoboszlai’s goal is OUTRAGEOUS😂😂😂😂😂
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🎙️Ruben Amorim | December 2025: “Players, the kids, they feel ENTITLED. They feel free to respond to the manager with a picture, my office is open, NOBODY is coming to talk to me. I think it’s the feeling of ENTITLEMENT we have at our club. And sometimes strong words are not bad words, sometimes difficult moments are NOT bad things for the kids. That’s why you guys talk about a lot of players nowadays that they speak and they go against the clubs, because they feel ENTITLEMENT. And then you have legends saying that: 'If you DON'T play then LEAVE' because everyone ELSE is WRONG. Instead, let's think about: 'Let's STAY, let's FIGHT. Let's overcome, maybe the manager is wrong.' So I have that feeling all the time that we need to FIGHT against that feeling. And again, sometimes I'm the first one to say that I'm failing this club inside the pitch. I have that feeling, we are not performing the way we should be. But OUTSIDE the pitch, I GUARANTEE you, I'm NOT failing this club. The players sometimes forget about what it means to play for Manchester United. We as a club sometimes forget who are ARE.
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Dalot is not better than Mazraoui , Mazraoui is not better than Dalot 😭😭😭
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This was the moment Giggs told Jay Z to hop on the Talking the Hardest beat and we got Welcome to the Jungle. The artistry.
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I'll never trust anyone who likes bounty 100%. You're capable of things I'm not.
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Hotels letting you in at 4pm but kicking you out at 10am is one of the most accepted scams in travel.
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🚨🎥 A glimpse of what Tynan thompson will bring to Manchester United. He looks electric and I’m sold already. United will pay £4m up front with £4m adds on based on first team integration & performances. Our forward Heaven #mufc
🚨 TYNAN THOMPSON TO MANCHESTER UNITED #mufc United confirm they’ve signed 18-year-old winger Tynan Thompson from Tottenham. Deal understood to be worth up to £8m - £4m + £4m in add-ons with a 20% sell-on clause for Spurs. Similarly to Ayden Heaven, United have assured him of first team integration. At 1.87m he’s tall and athletic. He made his name with elite dribbling. Quick feet, step overs, body feints. He scored 7goals in the Youth League, including a hat-trick vs Slavia, and hit double-digits across U18s, U21s and PL2 It’s not just the ball though. He’s strong in duels, works back to help his full-back, Homegrown, versatile across both wings, and with senior experience already in the building.
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This might be the most accurate (and fair) piece of analysis I have heard about Declan Rice since he left West Ham. Great athlete and ball carrier. But you cannot be an elite midfielder if you cannot midfield with the ball 🙌🏿
🚧 “The two midfielders [Rice and Anderson] are limited!” 😲 “I think [Rice] might be a centre half!” Graeme Souness believes England’s midfield pairing are not as good as people make out… 📺 youtu.be/xxT3DlF900I
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Honestly next tournament let’s just try the technical players route instead of these marathon runners. Get some players in there that can play real ball and let’s just see what happens🤷🏾‍♂️
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