Teacher, writer, comedy dad
Ithaca, NY
Joined March 2008
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I’m not sure what winter has in store for me, but there’s always spring in Buffalo with MJ Lenderman.
What’s with this trend of putting life size human sculptures on park benches? Now there’s one more place I can’t sit.
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Never forget that they had an insurrection watch party. We are not going back!
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REMINDER: Do nothing, MAGA House Republicans have NOTHING to run on, zero accomplishments.
Don't take it from us.
Take it FROM THEM.
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
At this point he's been told this by his handlers. So he's just lying assuming his voters are too stupid to figure it out.
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Today's episode of stupid things to say while standing behind bulletproof glass:
Trump: "American does not have a gun problem."
Is he imagining a crowd? So weird.
President @realDonaldTrump walks back out of Trump Force One to wave to New York firefighters and patriots 🇺🇸
Thank you, Bridgehampton!
It's starting to feel like that phase of the Monopoly game where you have zero chance of winning but you just keep playing anyway.
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Those of us who have watched our elderly loved ones decay know the heartache of watching their firm-grasp-of-Chinese-trade-policy phase.
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