Certified online safety and DEI expert. Rational, reasonable, and inarguable views expressed here are strictly my own.
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Everyone take a deep breath. We all know the Bengals look a little clunky at the start of games. Or when they’re big favorites. Or coming off a bye. Or playing with a lead. Or playing bad teams. Or playing division opponents.
But once they get their rhythm they’re cooking.
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Zac Taylor realizing he has Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins midway through every game
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Calling Y-Leak to Drew Sample is some National Tight Ends day affirmative action shit that worked
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Impressive stat line today for Trey Hendrickson
0 sacks
0 tackles
100 forgivenesses
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Ja’Marr Chase said the Ravens “got to stop us.”
So far, that’s been quite easy. #Bengals
Fire Zac Taylor. A bye week coming into a huge divisional game and the #Bengals look completely unprepared.
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This is clearly at least 2/3 of a bagel, so you should not be as upset.
Please explain why this was the 6th bagel in my pack. I am beyond upset because I had plans for 6 bagels, not 5 & 1/2. I'm pretty sure that my pack wasn't the only one like this. Not acceptable! I am tired of the shortcuts these manufacturers are making.
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Can the #Bengals just bench Chase Brown already? Fumbles. Can't break tackles. Average speed.
I will be scratching my head if the team signs him to a new contract.
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FINAL: Bengals 33, Bucs 27.
Cincy's new-look defense created chaos (along with 4 turnovers). The under center offense proved effective. The offseason theme of finishing better saw the game end in Burrow taking a knee.
The Bengals are 1-0 and brought the vision to life.
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To the Americans:
I've travelled all over the world. I've familiarized myself with many places, and met many people. And I'm a Canadian, although I’m privileged to reside once again in the States.
And here's something I've noticed, and it’s a key element of America's continuing greatness:
You bloody Americans value success, and you believe in its existence.
This is something that doesn't really happen anywhere else in the world. Even in other free democracies—the United Kingdom; Finland, Sweden, and Norway; Australia, New Zealand and Canada; Germany, France, and the Netherlands (great countries all)—a counterproductive cynicism too often reigns.
Success is equated with exploitation.
Ambition is looked upon with contempt.
This happens sometimes in the United States too—particularly among the miserable progressives, who confuse their resentment, ingratitude and unearned skepticism with wisdom.
But in your great country, by and large, striving is admired and success celebrated.
This means that more people strive and succeed in the US than anywhere else. And it's increasingly obvious. You remain stunningly more innovative and productive than any people anywhere else on the planet.
And so I say, as all should who are fortunate enough to live in the western world, let alone America:
Thank God for the United States.
Thank God for the wisdom of its founders.
Thank God for its faith in the free market and in the natural rights of man.
Happy birthday, you damn Yankees and Southerners.
Long may your admirable country dominate the world.
Long may your freedom and hope provide an example to those suffering everywhere at the hands of their malevolent states.
May your two and a half centuries of unparallelled success be just the beginning.
Your country is the light of the world, and the city on the hill.
Thank God for the USA.
Happy 250th.
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson